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There once was a plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea
She said “Stop your plumbing…”
“…I think someone’s coming.”
Said the plumber still plumbing…
“Its meeee!”
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Two office co-workers met for coffee.
The male says to the female…
“I was gonna tell you a joke about
My dick, but it’s too long.”
The female responds…
“That’s odd, because I was gonna
Tell you a joke about my pussy…
But you’ll never get it.”
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There once was a plumber from Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea
She said “Stop your plumbing…”
“…I think someone’s coming.”
Said the plumber still plumbing…
“Its meeee!”
_______________________________
Two office co-workers met for coffee.
The male says to the female…
“I was gonna tell you a joke about
My dick, but it’s too long.”
The female responds…
“That’s odd, because I was gonna
Tell you a joke about my pussy…
But you’ll never get it.”
