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How to Train a Mormon
#21
RE: How to Train a Mormon
(September 6, 2013 at 3:25 pm)ronedee Wrote:
(September 6, 2013 at 3:09 pm)tokutter Wrote: Or are you saying her delusional belief is somehow helpful to her???

Whats up Ronedee....careful the popes listening....

God, nor I listen to men.

You, and your compadres fail to realize that a personal relationship w/ God doesn't involve anything a man has to say, including the Pope.

All that you know and understand comes from your own, and/or others minds. You can't think on your own because you have no spiritual connection to a higher source.

How can anyone speak [for] God?

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths."


blah blah blah...more of your sidestepping clap trap

YOUR WORDS...NOT MINE
Although I'm not a Mormon, I do see people guided by the Spirit. She has the Lord, and its smooth sailing ahead!

Try again, explain to me how this mormon girl has the lord, and by lord I'm assuming you mean your lord, the real lord, the catholic lord.....not the one that visited her leader Joey Smith.

Either you need to become a mormon...or this girl is delusion



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#22
RE: How to Train a Mormon
(September 6, 2013 at 3:41 pm)tokutter Wrote:
(September 6, 2013 at 3:25 pm)ronedee Wrote: God, nor I listen to men.

You, and your compadres fail to realize that a personal relationship w/ God doesn't involve anything a man has to say, including the Pope.

All that you know and understand comes from your own, and/or others minds. You can't think on your own because you have no spiritual connection to a higher source.

How can anyone speak [for] God?

"Trust in the Lord with all your heart, And lean not on your own understanding; In all your ways acknowledge Him, And He shall direct your paths."


blah blah blah...more of your sidestepping clap trap

YOUR WORDS...NOT MINE
Although I'm not a Mormon, I do see people guided by the Spirit. She has the Lord, and its smooth sailing ahead!

Try again, explain to me how this mormon girl has the lord, and by lord I'm assuming you mean your lord, the real lord, the catholic lord.....not the one that visited her leader Joey Smith.

Either you need to become a mormon...or this girl is delusion

"explain"?!

How do you explain the beauty of a rose, to a blind man, or woman?

We aren't even in the same solar system on this one bub.

Growup spiritually, and find God..... then we won't even need to talk!
Quis ut Deus?
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#23
RE: How to Train a Mormon
(September 6, 2013 at 3:50 pm)ronedee Wrote: "explain"?!

How do you explain the beauty of a rose, to a blind man, or woman?

Simple, by allowing the blind man to touch to rose in order for him to form an image in his mind that fits the verbal description of the individual describing it to him.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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#24
RE: How to Train a Mormon
(September 6, 2013 at 3:52 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:
(September 6, 2013 at 3:50 pm)ronedee Wrote: "explain"?!

How do you explain the beauty of a rose, to a blind man, or woman?

Simple, by allowing the blind man to touch to rose in order for him to form an image in his mind that fits the verbal description of the individual describing it to him.

well... I guess you should know.
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#25
RE: How to Train a Mormon
(September 6, 2013 at 3:50 pm)ronedee Wrote:
(September 6, 2013 at 3:41 pm)tokutter Wrote: blah blah blah...more of your sidestepping clap trap

YOUR WORDS...NOT MINE
Although I'm not a Mormon, I do see people guided by the Spirit. She has the Lord, and its smooth sailing ahead!

Try again, explain to me how this mormon girl has the lord, and by lord I'm assuming you mean your lord, the real lord, the catholic lord.....not the one that visited her leader Joey Smith.

Either you need to become a mormon...or this girl is delusion

"explain"?!

How do you explain the beauty of a rose, to a blind man, or woman?

We aren't even in the same solar system on this one bub.

Growup spiritually, and find God..... then we won't even need to talk!



I understand completely.....you stepped in it.......and now your going to babble on about stuff that only makes sense in your head..

Or maybe its no longer a trinity....its quadrinity...the father ,the son, the holy spirit, and their mormon cousin Horatio
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#26
RE: How to Train a Mormon
(September 6, 2013 at 4:00 pm)tokutter Wrote: I understand completely.....you stepped in it.......and now your going to babble on about stuff that only makes sense in your head..

Or maybe its no longer a trinity....its quadrinity...the father ,the son, the holy spirit, and their mormon cousin Horatio

sheeeesh! Talk about babble!? And I thought my wife could dance!

Look.... I answered your question three posts ago!

But your interest is in dancing! Here's a clue: fuck Horatio!
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#27
RE: How to Train a Mormon
(September 6, 2013 at 3:25 pm)ronedee Wrote: How can anyone speak [for] God?

Christians seem to not have any problem at all.

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#28
RE: How to Train a Mormon
(September 6, 2013 at 4:14 pm)ronedee Wrote: fuck Horatio!

For getting angry, you need to recite five thousand Our Fathers and for cursing you need to recite ten thousand Hail Marys.

Get to it.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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#29
RE: How to Train a Mormon
Quote:I had the expectation that I would jump out of my car and people would ask, “Why are you glowing?!” “Why are you so happy?” “Tell me about the church you believe in.”

That's the problem with every fundamentalist Christian out there. They think they're so incredibly happy because of their religion, and they feel the need to share it with everyone else. They don't get that those of us without a religion are just as happy, and they fail to see how anyone could be without their special brand of BS.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#30
RE: How to Train a Mormon
(September 6, 2013 at 5:11 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
Quote:I had the expectation that I would jump out of my car and people would ask, “Why are you glowing?!” “Why are you so happy?” “Tell me about the church you believe in.”

That's the problem with every fundamentalist Christian out there. They think they're so incredibly happy because of their religion, and they feel the need to share it with everyone else. They don't get that those of us without a religion are just as happy, and they fail to see how anyone could be without their special brand of BS.

Mormons believe they literally glow. When I was at the missionary training center some douchebag church authority visited my class and told us that he could see observable light coming from our eyes. It was one of those times that I thought to myself "man, this is going to be a long two years".
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