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How to know if your god is a dick
#1
How to know if your god is a dick
1. Does he kill children?
2. Does he display irrational sexism?
3. Does he call for animal sacrifices?
4. Has he ever condoned genocide?
5. Does he demands worship?

Congratulations, I your answer is yes to any of the 5 questions, your god is a dick
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#2
RE: How to know if your god is a dick
My god is literally a dick, but only my wife bows to him. (I lack the requisite flexibility.)
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#3
RE: How to know if your god is a dick
(September 8, 2013 at 8:02 am)Captain Colostomy Wrote: My god is literally a dick, but only my wife bows to him. (I lack the requisite flexibility.)

ROFLOL
It would certainly be something if you could bow like that
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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