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How do they know when God is angry?
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How do they know when God is angry?
How do religious people know when God is angry, or maybe happy or horny? But they usually claim he is angry.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
(August 1, 2022 at 6:44 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: How do religious people know when God is angry, or maybe happy or horny? But they usually claim he is angry.

Because they've dreamed up a God that gets angry about the same things they do. Bloody convenient, innit? 

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
(August 1, 2022 at 6:44 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: How do religious people know when God is angry, or maybe happy or horny? But they usually claim he is angry.

With all the fires and flooding going on it’s clear that if there is a god it’s pissed.

But yet they kiss this god’s ass and thank it for sparing them.

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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
(August 1, 2022 at 6:44 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: How do religious people know when God is angry, or maybe happy or horny? But they usually claim he is angry.

When god sends a hurricane to Tennessee to punish people for opening a gay night-club in Florida, naturally.
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
According to the xtians - he only got laid the one time.......

Wouldn' t YOU be pissed off???
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
(August 1, 2022 at 2:15 pm)GUBU Wrote:
(August 1, 2022 at 6:44 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: How do religious people know when God is angry, or maybe happy or horny? But they usually claim he is angry.

When god sends a hurricane to Tennessee to punish people for opening a gay night-club in Florida, naturally.

When God hides their lighter when they are jonesing for a smoke.
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
His wife left Him. Now He struggles with us and earth. I bet He is angry.
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
If natural disasters are the yardstick, Kentuckistan must have really pissed him off.

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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
He stops talking to you. Obviously, God still hasn't gotten over being crucified.
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RE: How do they know when God is angry?
(August 1, 2022 at 9:13 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: If natural disasters are the yardstick, Kentuckistan must have really pissed him off.

I blame The Turtle McConnell.  If there's a god he surely has to be fed up with him.
  
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