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A small thanks to the resident Theists..
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 15, 2013 at 5:54 pm
catfish Wrote:I like your attempt to support the unerring claim, but you must present the case unless you can get the guys from CARM to post here.

Did that.. did that just happen? He said that right its not just me imagining the most douchebaggiest response ever?
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 10:32 am
What, Catfish? Being a douche?

Say it ain't so.

I'm surprised people get surprised or something, like I haven't pointed out what a raging dickqueen he is about a thousand times before.
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 10:44 am
Faith No More Wrote:Don't misrepresent people's names when quoting them, no matter how much of a cunt you think they are.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 11:41 am
(September 16, 2013 at 10:44 am)Chas Wrote:
Humor No More Wrote:Don't misrepresent people's names when quoting them, no matter how much of a cunt you think they are.

I was going to kudo you, Chas, but I didn't want the mods seeing me cotton to your uppity shit.
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 1:52 pm (This post was last modified: September 16, 2013 at 1:58 pm by catfish.)
(September 15, 2013 at 5:54 pm)missluckie26 Wrote:
catfish Wrote:I like your attempt to support the unerring claim, but you must present the case unless you can get the guys from CARM to post here.

Did that.. did that just happen? He said that right its not just me imagining the most douchebaggiest response ever?

Oh no.. you didn't.. quote.. Christian Apologists did you?
Who made the douchebag move, douchbag?
But if you wish to look foolish some more, I'll shoot them down and claim victory when they (you) don't respond. Sound like a plan?

Your opening line from doucebag anonymous wrote:
"Thus says the Lord" occurs over 400 times in the Old Testament.

Really? What do you think happens to the unerring aspect when one of those 400 times says this:
"19.Ezekiel 22:28
And her prophets have daubed them with untempered morter, seeing vanity, and divining lies unto them, saying, Thus saith the Lord God, when the Lord hath not spoken."


Your turn to post and run, douche...
(September 16, 2013 at 10:32 am)Creed of Heresy Wrote: What, Catfish? Being a douche?

Say it ain't so.

I'm surprised people get surprised or something, like I haven't pointed out what a raging dickqueen he is about a thousand times before.

Let me hear you say it, crybaby...

"Catfish, ...; you are correct"...
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 1:59 pm
What do you suppose happens to a run of 400 even numbers drawn in a lottery, when one of those numbers is found to be odd? We scrap the whole lot - don't we?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 2:00 pm
(September 16, 2013 at 1:59 pm)Stimbo Wrote: What do you suppose happens to a run of 400 even numbers drawn in a lottery, when one of those numbers is found to be odd? We scrap the whole lot - don't we?

You DO realise you're supporting my position, don't you?
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 2:02 pm
You do realise you're going to have to elaborate, don't you?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 2:03 pm
I don't have to do anything.
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 2:07 pm
Then I don't have to accept your assertion.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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