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A small thanks to the resident Theists..
Creed of Heresy Offline
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 4:43 pm
(September 16, 2013 at 4:39 pm)catfish Wrote: You didn't answer my question.

Oh yes I did.

Go on. Ask me to elucidate. Pleeeease do it.
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 4:43 pm
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 4:43 pm (This post was last modified: September 16, 2013 at 4:45 pm by Cyberman.)
(September 16, 2013 at 4:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: P.S. I ate the last two donuts in the staff lounge, too.

Oh that was you, was it? I hope you enjoyed the one with the enlarged hole in the middle. I certainly did.
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 4:50 pm
Note to self....never eat a creme filled donut ever again.
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 4:51 pm
(September 16, 2013 at 4:43 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote:
(September 16, 2013 at 4:39 pm)catfish Wrote: You didn't answer my question.

Oh yes I did.

Go on. Ask me to elucidate. Pleeeease do it.

Why? Can you not do anything on your own?
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 4:53 pm
(September 16, 2013 at 4:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(September 16, 2013 at 4:39 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: P.S. I ate the last two donuts in the staff lounge, too.

Oh that was you, was it? I hope you enjoyed the one with the enlarged hole in the middle. I certainly did.

Well played, sir.
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 4:55 pm
(September 16, 2013 at 4:50 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Note to self....never eat a creme filled donut ever again.

Just make sure you get to the box before Stimbo does. Better yet, just avoid doughnuts that have been in the Staff Lounge all day.
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Creed of Heresy Offline
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 4:56 pm
(September 16, 2013 at 4:51 pm)catfish Wrote:
(September 16, 2013 at 4:43 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote: Oh yes I did.

Go on. Ask me to elucidate. Pleeeease do it.

Why? Can you not do anything on your own?

So says the guy who was whining about not knowing the rules when the rules are quite easy to locate and access. ROFLOL
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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 4:57 pm
Yeah you know speaking of crybabies I posted some pretty informative rebuttals before the thread was closed. Catcunt was wrong about that, too. Did you know an inability to metabolize folic acid prevents your body from being able to make seratonin correctly? SCIENCE knows what happens when you don't have enough seratonin, its called depression. You know how they know? There's Verifiable tests that can be done to confirm this. Start up a new thread, Catfish, and I'll continue to show you what an asshat you are on that subject, too.
As for your last post I see no real objection just a whole lot of crybabyism that u got called out by your own Creeds bull on your own super bull.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: A small thanks to the resident Theists..
September 16, 2013 at 5:00 pm (This post was last modified: September 16, 2013 at 5:04 pm by catfish.)
(September 16, 2013 at 4:56 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote:
(September 16, 2013 at 4:51 pm)catfish Wrote: Why? Can you not do anything on your own?

So says the guy who was whining about not knowing the rules when the rules are quite easy to locate and access. ROFLOL

Show me evidence of that Mr. Delusional.
(September 16, 2013 at 4:57 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Yeah you know speaking of crybabies I posted some pretty informative rebuttals before the thread was closed. Catcunt was wrong about that, too. Did you know an inability to metabolize folic acid prevents your body from being able to make seratonin correctly? SCIENCE knows what happens when you don't have enough seratonin, its called depression. You know how they know? There's Verifiable tests that can be done to confirm this. Start up a new thread, Catfish, and I'll continue to show you what an asshat you are on that subject, too.
As for your last post I see no real objection just a whole lot of crybabyism that u got called out by your own Creeds bull on your own super bull.

Deflection? Really?

What evidence do have regarding your bare assertions in this thread???
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