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A small thanks to the resident Theists..
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Double entendres and a fish fry?

I now believe in heaven!


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Choo choo! Chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo!

SSSSRRRRRIIIIIIINNNKKKRRRRSSSSHHHHH KABOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM *crashing metal sounds and grinding and screeching of more metal, lots of explosions, etc*
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(September 16, 2013 at 4:57 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Yeah you know speaking of crybabies I posted some pretty informative rebuttals before the thread was closed. Catcunt was wrong about that, too. Did you know an inability to metabolize folic acid prevents your body from being able to make seratonin correctly? SCIENCE knows what happens when you don't have enough seratonin, its called depression. You know how they know? There's Verifiable tests that can be done to confirm this. Start up a new thread, Catfish, and I'll continue to show you what an asshat you are on that subject, too.

I think your views here are somewhat inaccurate.


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Can someone for the love of god give me something to work with here? Jesus christ
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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GC, you have proven that you can't withstand a dissection of your beliefs here. Why do you wish to punish yourself further by welcoming another?
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(September 17, 2013 at 1:21 pm)BadWriterSparty Wrote: GC, you have proven that you can't withstand a dissection of your beliefs here. Why do you wish to punish yourself further by welcoming another?

Maybe because peeps like you demonstrate a lack of reasoning ability and he's not afraid?
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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More like he won't bystand a misrepresentation of his beliefs.
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