What's everyone up to right now?

[Owlix]

Reading through Science News Daily and Science News.org about anything astronomy.

Space is truly a narcotic to me. I find it utterly intoxicating.

And exceptionally beautiful.

Also listening to Coheed and Cambria.

Partially watching 'Just Go With It',

Drinking some Amber Bock with an occasional shot of Fireball whiskey.

[catfish]

Still feeding trolls...

And now private messaging them too.

[Cyberman]

Feeling rather proud that a thread I only knocked up as a tool to have a moan whilst getting depressively pissed in a pub has achieved a treble-figure page count, is heading for a thousand posts, has become one of the most popular threads still active, and has yet to see its first flame outbreak - all within a space of seven weeks. I can't begin to tell you how many personal records this represents.

You all should be proud, too, as none of this would be possible without you.

[catfish]

Watching while the OP jinxes his good work.

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But laughing about "knocked up"...

[Autumnlicious]

Waiting in an airport

[Walking Void]

Feeling rather proud that a thread I only knocked up as a tool to have a moan whilst getting depressively pissed in a pub has achieved a treble-figure page count, is heading for a thousand posts, has become one of the most popular threads still active, and has yet to see its first flame outbreak - all within a space of seven weeks. I can't begin to tell you how many personal records this represents.

You all should be proud, too, as none of this would be possible without you.

I am calling Guinness World Records, pronto.

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Me: *calling GWR*

Susan: *connected* Hello, this is Guinness World Records, Susan speaking.

Me: Hi Susan, I am calling to claim a world record.

Susan: Sure! I am going to transfer you to our registration department, so, stay on the line, OK? Thanks.

Me: Thanks. *waiting, ambient music begins to play*

Billy: *connected* Hello, Guinness World Records, registration, Billy speaking. How can I help you?

Me: Hi Billy, I would like to claim a world record.

Billy: Alright... and...

*keyboard typing*

what is the world record you will be attempting?

Me: My good buddy Stimbo has achieved a 1000 posts thread within 7 weeks without flaming.

Billy: Uh. I'm sorry, did you say 1000 posts thread? Like an internet forum?

Me: Yes, the atheist forum. Organization, not commercial.

Billy: OK... sir, I have some bad news for you.

Me: What?

Billy: We here at Guinness World Records don't exactly keep records of trivial internet-related feats, much less a thread getting 1000 posts within 7 weeks and no flame wars.

Me: Why not?

Billy: Because! Reddit master race! *slams phone*

Me: Fucking trolls. *slams phone*

[Cyberman]

Guinness is good. I approve.

[Owlix]

Thanks, Stimbo, for starting the thread then!!!

[Walking Void]

Done. Didn't go as well as it should've. Sorry, Stimbo.

[Autumnlicious]

Now at LAX.