RE: What's everyone up to right now?
August 28, 2015 at 3:57 pm
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What's everyone up to right now?
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 (August 28, 2015 at 10:52 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Pubes are crispy. I don't like. It's a God-awful small affair To the girl with the pubic hair But her body is yelling "No" And the shaver is ready to go. Now her bush is nowhere to be seen And the area's smooth and clean You can see with the clearest view Take a look at her lips and bean. But her skin is all maddening raw 'Cos she's shaved it ten times or more She can't sit without ice and tools And she has to expose it like Facebook, writing in the forum Oh man - look at those cavemen go Pics or GTFO Take a look at the Admin Leaving at the wrong time Oh man - wonder if he'll ever know He's missed the best selling show Is there, like, some more?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Lol, shouldn't something like that be in A69??
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh  RE: What's everyone up to right now?
August 28, 2015 at 5:44 pm
(This post was last modified: August 28, 2015 at 5:45 pm by rexbeccarox.)
(August 28, 2015 at 5:43 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Lol, shouldn't something like that be in A69?? Nope! That's perfectly ok in open forum, which might give you an idea of what it's like in A69.
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
(August 28, 2015 at 5:44 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:(August 28, 2015 at 5:43 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Lol, shouldn't something like that be in A69?? Oh boy... lol
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh
Took me half a day too.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(August 28, 2015 at 5:50 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Took me half a day too. I'm glad my posts about pubic hair inspired you so much 
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh
My mind is always on the higher things in life.
Always. (Verse 2 is an open challenge, btw. Code for "I can't do any more".)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
I thought god invented pubes to help people floss....
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
oh, boy...
Pubes are there to serve an evolutionary purpose. It is known that sperm needs to be generated in a cool place, so pubes are curly so that air flows through them and cools down the refinery, even in the heat of the moment. This cooling effect is negated by underwear, so they're useless and the cramp space tends to show increased humidity levels which, coupled with lots of hiding places, makes it a breeding ground for bacteria... However, if you clean yourself properly after using the drainage system (also found in the same zone and the greatest source of said bacteria), then bacterial contamination can be minimized. You can't eliminate all bacteria on your skin... there's a symbiotic relationship with some of them that you want to keep... but you also don't want to know about it. So, unless you have bugs attached to your pubes, or you're not inclined to proper cleaning of drainage utensils, then hygiene and pubes can coexist. If you're a sweaty kind of person, then you may want to get rid of pubes, as they may tend to stink up the whole area... and you know you want to have someone special shove their face in there, don't you, naughty people? [this post, in A69 would have been... shorter] |
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