What's everyone up to right now?

[c172]

Well....just don't google "candiru". Just don't.

[Clueless Morgan]

My Mormon penpal just sent her email response to our discussion after... three and a half months and I don't have time to read it!!!

[Rhondazvous]

I just found out that last night, my baby sister gave birth to a baby girl and named her Sariah. Loretta is my mother's youngest. I was 23 when she was born. Somehow I always knew when my mother was pregnant. I'd take one look at her and just know.

[Esquilax]

Watching a "scary" movie set in a church. There's an evil spirit that can only be stopped by spray on insulation and fire extinguishers. Lolz best movie ever.

I love crappy B-movies.

Do you like zombies?

If yes, I can recommend two fairly recent low-budget zombie flicks, both of which were filmed here in Canada.

Oh god, you've stepped into my wheelhouse now.

Australia brings us Undead, a zombie flick wherein a man welds multiple shotguns together into one supergun. There's also zombie fish that jump out of a lake to bite fishermen. It's actually pretty okay as a movie too.

Dead and Breakfast probably has the funniest title, an inexplicable cameo from Keith Carradine, and the single best use of a greek chorus in film history: occasionally the movie cuts away to a country music band who comments on the action in song. Later they appear as actual zombies who, and I'm absolutely not kidding here, proceed to sin a country/rap fusion song about how much they love eating brains and will totally kill the main characters, while all the other zombies dance, Thriller style. It is the best scene in any zombie movie ever, and words do not do it justice.

From Japan, we have Wild Zero, in which the actual Japanese rock band Guitar Wolf help the protagonist and his trans girlfriend defeat a zombie plague and the aliens that brought it to earth. Guitar picks are used as throwing stars, and the lead guitarist has a sword hidden in the neck of his instrument. I shouldn't have to say more to sell you people on this thing!

In case you couldn't tell, I collect obscure, gorefest zombie movies.

[Clueless Morgan]

Dissolving in the quagmire of potential format shifts in the discussion with my penpal... again...

[MTL]

Well....just don't google "candiru". Just don't.

Did you ever watch "Metalocalypse"?

They lampooned candiru in one episode.

I laughed till I peed.

But not in the Amazon.

[MTL]

I love crappy B-movies.

Do you like zombies?

If yes, I can recommend two fairly recent low-budget zombie flicks, both of which were filmed here in Canada.

Oh god, you've stepped into my wheelhouse now.

Australia brings us Undead, a zombie flick wherein a man welds multiple shotguns together into one supergun. There's also zombie fish that jump out of a lake to bite fishermen. It's actually pretty okay as a movie too.

Dead and Breakfast probably has the funniest title, an inexplicable cameo from Keith Carradine, and the single best use of a greek chorus in film history: occasionally the movie cuts away to a country music band who comments on the action in song. Later they appear as actual zombies who, and I'm absolutely not kidding here, proceed to sin a country/rap fusion song about how much they love eating brains and will totally kill the main characters, while all the other zombies dance, Thriller style. It is the best scene in any zombie movie ever, and words do not do it justice.

From Japan, we have Wild Zero, in which the actual Japanese rock band Guitar Wolf help the protagonist and his trans girlfriend defeat a zombie plague and the aliens that brought it to earth. Guitar picks are used as throwing stars, and the lead guitarist has a sword hidden in the neck of his instrument. I shouldn't have to say more to sell you people on this thing!

In case you couldn't tell, I collect obscure, gorefest zombie movies.

Thanks for the recommendations!! 

[Darwinian]

Watching Poirot..

[Clueless Morgan]

What's the fallacy called where someone demands perfect evidence for a thing before giving up a pet theory?

[Cyberman]

Drichism?