What's everyone up to right now?

[Joods]

CM, I was going to make a frame for a headdress. Vegas showgirl style. It didn't happen.

[Clueless Morgan]

Careful Judi. Just heard on the news that a customer shot her hairdresser 3 times because she wasn't happy with her hair cut. In San Diego.

That wasn't a very nice tip to leave her. I usually give my hair dresser some money.

CM, I was going to make a frame for a headdress. Vegas showgirl style. It didn't happen.

Dang, I would have loved to see it.

[Kitty Galore]

Having some lunch before work. Salad bar happy hour!

[ignoramus]

Ok guys, riddle me this:

Last night, I had a remarkably lucid and elaborate dream in which we had just moved into a new apartment, and it turned out that our new Landlord was none other than Adolf Hitler. This posed a problem because we have a lot of socialist and similar materials as well as jewish writings at our house, and my dream played out an episode where Hitler was about to come by to fix the kitchen sink and check something out with the wooden floors, and we were terribly afraid that we would be sent to camps or shot if he found out that we have all these socialist attitudes. So we quickly tried to hide all incriminating material, and when he came by, I kept up friendly small-talk about innocuous stuff while I was helping Hitler measuring the floor tiles, and my wife quickly deleted the Rosa Luxemburg screen saver from our computer. Everything went well. Then my mom came by for lunch and I told her, hey mom, I just found out that our new landlord is ...  and then he came around the corner and my mom was staring at me and exclaimed - OMG HITLER?! with that I woke up and thought to myself - WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK WAS THAT!??!

Thank you for ccontacting ignoramus dream interpretation and alibi services.
Yes, no need to panic, this is one of our common dreams.
All you have to do is substitute the word Hitler for Mother-in-Law.
The repair of the floorboards signifies that she wants to modify the relationship so can can walk all over you in comfort.

There is only one way to make this dream go away!
You know what to do Alex!

[Clueless Morgan]

https://vimeo.com/50941741

[Alex K]

@ignoramus
I think I'll get drunk with my in-laws later and see how that changes my outlook...

[Excited Penguin]

Ok guys, riddle me this:

Last night, I had a remarkably lucid and elaborate dream in which we had just moved into a new apartment, and it turned out that our new Landlord was none other than Adolf Hitler.

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This posed a problem because we have a lot of socialist and similar materials as well as jewish writings at our house, and my dream played out an episode where Hitler was about to come by to fix the kitchen sink and check something out with the wooden floors, and we were terribly afraid that we would be sent to camps or shot if he found out that we have all these socialist attitudes. So we quickly tried to hide all incriminating material, and when he came by, I kept up friendly small-talk about innocuous stuff while I was helping Hitler measuring the floor tiles, and my wife quickly deleted the Rosa Luxemburg screen saver from our computer. Everything went well. Then my mom came by for lunch and I told her, hey mom, I just found out that our new landlord is ...  and then he came around the corner and my mom was staring at me and exclaimed - OMG HITLER?! with that I woke up and thought to myself - WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK WAS THAT!??!

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(Emphasis mine.)Doesn't sound like a lucid dream to me. Were you aware that you were dreaming?

[Clueless Morgan]

Forgot to watch the dem debate.

[Clueless Morgan]

Also, gravity waves officially confirmed?

[Jackalope]

Gravity waves?

Groovy, man.