What's everyone up to right now?

[NoraBrimstone]

Lmfao wooooooow. Now I see what Luckie and Mr. Luckie meant regarding the book. Lol that's awful. Having read properly written material in the last months I have to say I was set up for higher standards. I am officially picky. I will never read that book.

You have no idea how bad it is.
Did you know that in early editions, Christian Grey is CEO of "Grey Enterprises Holdings Company Inc, LLC"? Now I'm laughing like a maniac again.

I think everyone should at least check out a chapter-by-chapter blog to learn how bad a book can be.

[Angrboda]

Stop it, Nora. You're making me smile. I'll get you for this! And your little dog Toto, too, LLC.




Generic corned beef hash and Sam's cola. Doing ghetto right!

[Clueless Morgan]

Just got home from the Sherlock Holmes exhibit at the local science museum.

That sounds cool. What's there?

It's a traveling exhibit at OMSI

The Sherlock Holmes Exhibition

It was basically an exhibit on Conan Doyle, Sherlock and the beginnings of forensic science. They make you solve a crime and they take your photo in front of a green screen and then photoshop you into different scenes from the exhibit. It was fun.

[c172]

*wishing I were drunk so I could try drunken tweeting/posting*

[TudorGothicSerpent]

"“I’m going to fuck you now, Miss Steele,” he murmurs as he positions the head of his erection at the entrance of my sex. “Hard,” he whispers, and he slams into me.
“Argh!” I cry as I feel a weird pinching sensation deep inside me as he rips through my virginity."

There are so many things wrong with that paragraph that I don't even know where to start. The fact that he "slams" into her makes me think of this more as a bizarre naked collision than sexual intercourse. That, and a "pinching sensation" sounds like something they warn you about in the dentist's office before administering Novocaine. I just...does the author of Fifty Shades of Gray actually know how sex works? Something is wrong here on a basic mechanical level. The fact that the main character apparently refers to her genitalia as her sex is also somewhat disconcerting for a reason that I can't quite place.

[c172]

*wishing I had some gouda to go with this fancy schmancy farmer's market loaf of sourdough.

[BrokenQuill92]

Taking down the Christmas tree and watching HP and the Philosopher's Stone

[Dragonetti]

Trying to stay warm.

[rexbeccarox]

Just got home from watching football. Reading through AF threads, and wondering if I'll have the drive to finish a chapter tonight.

[Mystical]

Well now I'm just embarrassed for my friends who keep telling me to read it. Poor dears.
PS what kinda fuck tard slams a virgin? that's just dumb. the whole book is dumb, based on that one and only paragraph. No wonder Esquilax threw it in the trash