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What's everyone up to right now?
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 29, 2013 at 5:36 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2013 at 5:37 pm by Angrboda.)



I need an internet face stabber, stat!
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 29, 2013 at 6:04 pm
(December 29, 2013 at 5:36 pm)rasetsu Wrote:


I need an internet face stabber, stat!


Will this do?



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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 29, 2013 at 7:07 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2013 at 7:10 pm by NoraBrimstone.)
I just laughed so hard I threw up. Literally vomited up my dinner.

Why? I was re-reading this chapter review of Fifty Shades of Ghey and was reminded of this part of the book:

"“I’m going to fuck you now, Miss Steele,” he murmurs as he positions the head of his erection at the entrance of my sex. “Hard,” he whispers, and he slams into me.
“Argh!” I cry as I feel a weird pinching sensation deep inside me as he rips through my virginity."

And that was too much for me. He stuck his dick in her and she cried "Argh!" like a fucking pirate?! Seriously? The ridiculousness is off the scale. My chest hurts.
And why is there a "weird pinching sensation deep inside [her]"? Deep inside? Wasn't this written by a woman? What?

I'm so going to try that "Argh!" thing some time.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 29, 2013 at 7:27 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2013 at 7:31 pm by BrokenQuill92.)
(December 29, 2013 at 7:07 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I just laughed so hard I threw up. Literally vomited up my dinner.

Why? I was re-reading this chapter review of Fifty Shades of Ghey and was reminded of this part of the book:

"“I’m going to fuck you now, Miss Steele,” he murmurs as he positions the head of his erection at the entrance of my sex. “Hard,” he whispers, and he slams into me.
“Argh!” I cry as I feel a weird pinching sensation deep inside me as he rips through my virginity."

And that was too much for me. He stuck his dick in her and she cried "Argh!" like a fucking pirate?! Seriously? The ridiculousness is off the scale. My chest hurts.
And why is there a "weird pinching sensation deep inside [her]"? Deep inside? Wasn't this written by a woman? What?

I'm so going to try that "Argh!" thing some time.

I'm gonna sue you, I choked on my sucker when I laughed. As the resident virgin even I know that's not how sex works.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 29, 2013 at 7:33 pm
I hope for my girlfriend that I don't murmur anything when it's time to have Hot Sexy Fun Time.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 29, 2013 at 7:41 pm (This post was last modified: December 29, 2013 at 7:57 pm by Angrboda.)

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 29, 2013 at 8:09 pm
(December 29, 2013 at 7:07 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: I just laughed so hard I threw up. Literally vomited up my dinner.

Why? I was re-reading this chapter review of Fifty Shades of Ghey and was reminded of this part of the book:

"“I’m going to fuck you now, Miss Steele,” he murmurs as he positions the head of his erection at the entrance of my sex. “Hard,” he whispers, and he slams into me.
“Argh!” I cry as I feel a weird pinching sensation deep inside me as he rips through my virginity."

And that was too much for me. He stuck his dick in her and she cried "Argh!" like a fucking pirate?! Seriously? The ridiculousness is off the scale. My chest hurts.
And why is there a "weird pinching sensation deep inside [her]"? Deep inside? Wasn't this written by a woman? What?

I'm so going to try that "Argh!" thing some time.


ROFLOL

oh dear oh my that is indeed as horrible as I was made to believe!

Esquilax can do better. Way, way better Wink
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 29, 2013 at 9:02 pm
Lmfao wooooooow. Now I see what Luckie and Mr. Luckie meant regarding the book. Lol that's awful. Having read properly written material in the last months I have to say I was set up for higher standards. I am officially picky. I will never read that book.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 29, 2013 at 9:18 pm
Just being naked
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
December 29, 2013 at 9:24 pm
Just wearing a charcoal Stussy tee and khaki pants.


And listening to NPR. And guzzling a motherload of water. Not sure why I am so thirsty. It hasn't been hot.
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