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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 11, 2016 at 2:00 pm
F&F has regular resurrections. Jesus ain't got nothin' on him!
(May 11, 2016 at 8:18 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Lying in bed with a cat purring very loudly next to my head.
(May 11, 2016 at 8:19 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Lying in bed with a dog snoring very loudly next to my feet.
Funny: I woke up to both!
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 11, 2016 at 8:02 pm
Couple of weeks ago - I think, it's been a mashed up time lately - I spent a few hours at the flat with a, um, working lady, who was really enamoured of me over and above the business transaction. She wouldn't let me go and promised to come back afterwards. I just got back home after sorting out real EastEnders shit for somebody else, and there was a note waiting for me from the lady herself (Debbie) with her number, a big love heart, and the message "call me".
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 11, 2016 at 8:19 pm
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I'm smelling the ganja too much everywhere I go now
Don't get me wrong, I'm here for some of that pot leaf any day of the week, but I don't want to smell it. Can we all just do what I do, and have specific clothes to smoke in and then get changed + breathmints immediately?
I can't do the smell of it. It's a disgusting smell to me.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 11, 2016 at 10:49 pm
I get off work and come home to my neighbor parked on my parking spot.  He's outside smoking. I park my car behind his and lean on it, take out a cigarro and wam. I'm smoking like I mean it. I can tell he's staring. I've had a sucky second half of my day. I look at him and give him the "sup, bitch" nod. He seems mad. He says, "I need you to move your car in half an hour, because I have to go to work." I tell him, "I need you to move your car whenever you got here." Fuck yeaaaaaaaaa! I finally stood up to the giant (he's freakeshly tall). He smirks. Takes out his keys. "Fair enough." I keep my cool (cough swag). We both moved our cars. I then attempted to get out of my car with the car still on. My bad. 
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 12, 2016 at 12:24 am
Accidentally signed myself out and had to go through some hell to get my password changed (on several emails, too).
But besides that, just watched Survivor.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 12, 2016 at 12:32 am
Watching Penny Dreadful. The second season has begun.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 12, 2016 at 2:04 am
Can't stop binging The Wire.
Too fucking good.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 12, 2016 at 2:11 am
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Vanessa, our little Asian sales rep pops in to say hi just before.
She told me she was in the area as she just come back from a customer's funeral.
She explained that he was 54 years old.
I asked, do you know how he died?
She replied: I believe it was health related!
{you think?} 
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 12, 2016 at 3:17 am
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 12, 2016 at 5:40 am
Rob, you don't understand women!
(She was flirting! shhhhhh!) That's how women act when they like someone ...All clumsy and stuff ...
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