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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 13, 2016 at 10:13 pm
(June 13, 2016 at 10:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Constipated?

Yep, and there are special vampires to suck on people's anuses to un-constipate them.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 13, 2016 at 10:16 pm
well, good job, Venezuela, holding MEX to 1-1. Now Jamaica and Uruguay. Go Boyz!
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 13, 2016 at 10:18 pm
(June 13, 2016 at 10:13 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: (June 13, 2016 at 10:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Constipated?

Yep, and there are special vampires to suck on people's anuses to un-constipate them. 
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 13, 2016 at 11:07 pm
Feeling so irrepressibly uninhibitedly patently happy my expressions of platonic joy appear orgasmic.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 13, 2016 at 11:11 pm
Not watching Bachelorette like every other American tonight, apparently.
I think I'll go boil some water.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 13, 2016 at 11:12 pm
(June 13, 2016 at 11:11 pm)c172 Wrote: Not watching Bachelorette like every other American tonight, apparently.
I think I'll go boil some water.
In which to place your face after actually watching it?
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 13, 2016 at 11:14 pm
Since when was awesomeness so accessible I am so fucking lucky OMG.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 13, 2016 at 11:24 pm
Should still be sleeping, but the little one made sure that doesn't happen.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 13, 2016 at 11:38 pm
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 13, 2016 at 11:46 pm
(June 13, 2016 at 11:11 pm)c172 Wrote: Not watching Bachelorette like every other American tonight, apparently.
I think I'll go boil some water.
It's likely more interesting.
For variety, go and watch paint dry or grass grow.
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