(June 13, 2016 at 10:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Constipated?
Yep, and there are special vampires to suck on people's anuses to un-constipate them.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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What's everyone up to right now?
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 Yep, and there are special vampires to suck on people's anuses to un-constipate them.
well, good job, Venezuela, holding MEX to 1-1. Now Jamaica and Uruguay. Go Boyz!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
 (June 13, 2016 at 10:13 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:(June 13, 2016 at 10:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Constipated? Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Feeling so irrepressibly uninhibitedly patently happy my expressions of platonic joy appear orgasmic.
Not watching Bachelorette like every other American tonight, apparently.
I think I'll go boil some water.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
(June 13, 2016 at 11:11 pm)c172 Wrote: Not watching Bachelorette like every other American tonight, apparently. In which to place your face after actually watching it?
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
Since when was awesomeness so accessible I am so fucking lucky OMG.
Should still be sleeping, but the little one made sure that doesn't happen.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Listening to XTC - King for a Day (Czar Mix)
(June 13, 2016 at 11:11 pm)c172 Wrote: Not watching Bachelorette like every other American tonight, apparently. It's likely more interesting. For variety, go and watch paint dry or grass grow. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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