What's everyone up to right now?

[KevinM1]

I have an additional excuse at the moment that it could potentially kill me (yeah, I'm serious!)

I'm actually waiting on some more tests and then hopefully surgery to correct this problem. I can't fucking bastard hardly eat anything. It's been that way for quite a few years now.

Gonna have to chase them up soon, still not heard anything about the test.

Damn, Rob.

[Little lunch]

I'm just having a cuppa.
I'm taking my girl to swimming in a half hour.
I really should be prepping for dinner but, like the poms say, I can't be bovered.

[Edwardo Piet]

The most English thing ever.

It's English for a pigfucker to sing? I'd say it's simply an anomaly: Normally they're too busy fucking pigs.

[Edwardo Piet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ98rR4o

[robvalue]

I found out that bollock Theresa May is going to be our prime minister.

What the heck. This couldn't have all been planned any worse. We're having a general election soon, right?

[robvalue]

OK interesting, got this in my emails:

The Petitions Committee has decided to schedule a House of Commons debate on this petition. The debate will take place on 5 September at 4.30pm in Westminster Hall, the second debating chamber of the House of Commons. The debate will be opened by Ian Blackford MP.

The Committee has decided that the huge number of people signing this petition means that it should be debated by MPs. The Petitions Committee would like to make clear that, in scheduling this debate, they are not supporting the call for a second referendum. The debate will allow MPs to put forward a range of views on behalf of their constituents. At the end of the debate, a Government Minister will respond to the points raised.

A debate in Westminster Hall does not have the power to change the law, and won’t end with the House of Commons deciding whether or not to have a second referendum. Moreover, the petition – which was opened on 25 May, well before the referendum – calls for the referendum rules to be changed. It is now too late for the rules to be changed retrospectively. It will be up to the Government to decide whether it wants to start the process of agreeing a new law for a second referendum.

[Ravenshire]

It certainly is for me because it's disgusting and I won't eat it!

Tried it with a nice cheese sauce?

That's a good way to ruin perfectly good cheese.

[Edwardo Piet]

Great. Politics is being debated on my birthday. Fuck off that's not the kind of atmosphere I want!

[c172]

Insomniation.

[Excited Penguin]

Doing this, mostly.