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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
July 19, 2016 at 7:50 am
(July 19, 2016 at 7:39 am)Yeauxleaux Wrote: Part-time job applicantions to work on alongside my course, bullshitting naturally
"I am interested in this retail job because I have an interest in fashion and enjoy communicating with people"
Translation;
"I'll come work your humid no AC shop floor and deal with your shitty customers for you, so I can make a meagre wage I might be able to help pay the bills with"
All is fair in Love, War and Job Applications.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
July 19, 2016 at 7:58 am
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It's all war. We're at a point where we have to play a guitar more fluently than the next bitch, because "just" having 3 degrees and 10 years' work experience by the time you're 19 isn't enough to distinguish you.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
July 19, 2016 at 7:59 am
just realized I want some Bulgarian guy I just saw to wring one out of me right now . . .
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
July 19, 2016 at 8:00 am
(July 19, 2016 at 7:59 am)vorlon13 Wrote: just realized I want some Bulgarian guy I just saw to wring one out of me right now . . .
Have you posted this before or am I having deja vu?
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"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
July 19, 2016 at 8:01 am
(July 19, 2016 at 8:00 am)Yeauxleaux Wrote: (July 19, 2016 at 7:59 am)vorlon13 Wrote: just realized I want some Bulgarian guy I just saw to wring one out of me right now . . .
Have you posted this before or am I having deja vu?
odds are....
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
July 19, 2016 at 8:02 am
(July 19, 2016 at 8:00 am)Yeauxleaux Wrote: (July 19, 2016 at 7:59 am)vorlon13 Wrote: just realized I want some Bulgarian guy I just saw to wring one out of me right now . . .
Have you posted this before or am I having deja vu?
nIb'poH actually.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
July 19, 2016 at 8:14 am
That reminds me of a reply to a job ad that was in circulation some time ago... sadly, it's in portuguese, but... the important bits can be copied here:
Job Requirements:
® Adobe Photoshop,
® InDesign,
® Illustrator (FreeHand e Corel Draw) Flash,
® Dreamweaver,
® Premiere,
® AfterEffects,
® SoundBooth,
® SoundForge,
® AutoCad,
® 3D StudioMax
® HTML (basic),
® ActionScript 2.0 (basic),
® CSS,
® XML.
The guy says he knows all of those, but, "let's be honest here... Any freshman is expert at all those 13 programs and 4 programming languages. I have a completed college degree. I have something else to offer:
I know of Cinema 4D, Maya, Blender, Sketch Up e Paint at a guru level.
I have mega-advanced experience of C+, C, C++, C+ or -, Java, JavaScript, Ruby on Rails, Ruby on Skates, MySQL, YourSQL, Everyone'sSQL, Action Script 3.0, Drama Script 3.0, Comedy Strip 3.0 and Strip Tease 2.5, Ajax, Vanish Oxi Action, Oracle, Sonasol, XHTML, Batman and VisualBasic.
I know all of the Office suite, just like Microsoft WC.
Totally dominate Flex to the level of a Bill Gates and I can work with Final Cut Pro better than Steven Spielberg.
I still have broad knowledge about 4 programs that are still under development by great brands and 3 other software wutes that haven't yet ben invented.
I speak 17 languages, 5 of which are dead and 6 dialects by yet-undiscovered indigenous peoples.
"
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
July 19, 2016 at 8:18 am
Teehee.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
July 19, 2016 at 8:27 am
(July 19, 2016 at 8:14 am)pocaracas Wrote: That reminds me of a reply to a job ad that was in circulation some time ago... sadly, it's in portuguese, but... the important bits can be copied here:
Job Requirements:
® Adobe Photoshop,
® InDesign,
® Illustrator (FreeHand e Corel Draw) Flash,
® Dreamweaver,
® Premiere,
® AfterEffects,
® SoundBooth,
® SoundForge,
® AutoCad,
® 3D StudioMax
® HTML (basic),
® ActionScript 2.0 (basic),
® CSS,
® XML.
The guy says he knows all of those, but, "let's be honest here... Any freshman is expert at all those 13 programs and 4 programming languages. I have a completed college degree. I have something else to offer:
I know of Cinema 4D, Maya, Blender, Sketch Up e Paint at a guru level.
I have mega-advanced experience of C+, C, C++, C+ or -, Java, JavaScript, Ruby on Rails, Ruby on Skates, MySQL, YourSQL, Everyone'sSQL, Action Script 3.0, Drama Script 3.0, Comedy Strip 3.0 and Strip Tease 2.5, Ajax, Vanish Oxi Action, Oracle, Sonasol, XHTML, Batman and VisualBasic.
I know all of the Office suite, just like Microsoft WC.
Totally dominate Flex to the level of a Bill Gates and I can work with Final Cut Pro better than Steven Spielberg.
I still have broad knowledge about 4 programs that are still under development by great brands and 3 other software wutes that haven't yet ben invented.
I speak 17 languages, 5 of which are dead and 6 dialects by yet-undiscovered indigenous peoples.
"
There's no fucking way that's not a joke.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
July 19, 2016 at 8:34 am
(July 19, 2016 at 8:27 am)Excited Penguin Wrote: There's no fucking way that's not a joke.
Allegedly, it was actually sent as a reply to the job ad.
But, you know.... this is the internet.
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