What's everyone up to right now?

[pocaracas]

Originally I wanted to set up a camera in there to take a picture automatically after 2.5 minutes and post it to the Internet. Apparently that's not allowed.

Pissing can be done in less than 2 minutes, yes... but taking a dump can take far longer.
And some people take their dump daily at a precise hour... so what if it falls on working hours? :p

[Jacob(smooth)]

Well then their picture belongs on the wall of shame. More than 2 minutes for a poo is simply indulgent

[pocaracas]

Well then their picture belongs on the wall of shame. More than 2 minutes for a poo is simply indulgent

Lol. I always take, at least, 10 minutes for a poo.
And I'm not in there to admire the walls... it actually takes that long to empty my gut... And then there's cleaning...I once spent more time cleaning than actually dumping... And then you have those cases where you think you're done, clean it, and then threes some more coming out...clean again...
Not everyone's rectum works the same.

[NoraBrimstone]

Pissing can be done in less than 2 minutes, yes... but taking a dump can take far longer.
And some people take their dump daily at a precise hour... so what if it falls on working hours? :p

For a male mammal, pissing should normally take around 21 seconds. Any man can (and probably will if they see this) time it if they like.

Shitting shouldn't really take more than a couple of minutes at most. If you're spending a long time in the toilet you've either got something wrong with you, or you're reading the paper or playing a game on your phone.




In other news, my sister's plane just landed. Which means that it's officially taken Royal Brunei Airlines less time to transport a person almost 17,000km from London to Melbourne than it's taken UKMail to transport a tiny parcel 13km from Greenford to Kilburn. Well fucking done, guys.

[pocaracas]

Shitting shouldn't really take more than a couple of minutes at most. If you're spending a long time in the toilet you've either got something wrong with you, or you're reading the paper or playing a game on your phone.

Maybe there is something wrong with me... I started reading something when I noticed I got bored every time I had to do it, not the other way around.

[Jacob(smooth)]

Protracted pooing leads to hemorrhoids.

[c172]

Listening to Cannonball Adderley, which will not give a person a hemorrhoid.

[Nine]

For a male mammal, pissing should normally take around 21 seconds. Any man can (and probably will if they see this) time it if they like.

Next time I'll take a stopwatch. For science!

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[Jacob(smooth)]

For a male mammal, pissing should normally take around 21 seconds. Any man can (and probably will if they see this) time it if they like.

Next time I'll take a stopwatch. For science!

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[Whateverist]

For a male mammal, pissing should normally take around 21 seconds. Any man can (and probably will if they see this) time it if they like.

You must not know any older male animals. I sure wish I could piss like a race horse still. But if its speed you're after the prize has got to go to the female human. All the ones I know seem to evacuate their bladders with a gush. Of course if you time us from the time you get out of our clothing the male might win sometimes. Otherwise my money is on the filly.