I think your jokes are going to kill me before you do!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
What's everyone up to right now?
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I think your jokes are going to kill me before you do!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (June 18, 2020 at 1:30 am)ignoramus Wrote: I think your jokes are going to kill me before you do! It's okay. I have money set aside in my will to have you whacked.
Dying to live, living to die.
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 18, 2020 at 3:12 am
(This post was last modified: June 18, 2020 at 3:13 am by ignoramus.)
You'd be the first person in my life to have thought of me in their will!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
And then I arrange to have Iggy whacked in my will and by some twist of fate, Val and I die at the same time and the two assassins we hire keep stopping each other from killing Iggy so that they can...but then they fall in love.
Hilarity ensues in this romantic comedy about two assassins and an Ignoramus. Spoiler alert : Iggy dies in the end. RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 18, 2020 at 3:31 am
(This post was last modified: June 18, 2020 at 3:32 am by ignoramus.)
Did I die by eating some bad Indian food or something
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
I dunno, but the two assassins kiss over your burnt body.
Oh that's right, you get burnt alive. :-) RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 18, 2020 at 3:33 am
(This post was last modified: June 18, 2020 at 3:35 am by ignoramus.)
Was it Kit. He likes bbq sausages!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Just found out Vera Lynn passed away. Aged 103. RIP.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
I've gone through my feeling sorry for myself stage and have reached the "fuck you, I'm gonna win!" Stage.
Background: on Monday I received some bad news about my health. It hit me hard and for a while I've been in a negative place.
Dying to live, living to die.
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