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What's everyone up to right now?

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What's everyone up to right now?
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 27, 2014 at 9:53 pm (This post was last modified: March 27, 2014 at 9:54 pm by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
(March 27, 2014 at 9:32 pm)Bittersmart Wrote: Right now? Cheating on my diet.

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OMG! CHEATING = SEXY!

Hmm...

DAFUQ is even happening to me right now?

Oh, yeah, now I remember:

I AM THE HORNIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE INTERNET! ROFLOL
(March 27, 2014 at 9:39 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: THat is so sexy when women eat and talk about food Smile
Okay fuck it I'll just ask.

I'm looking for a female who I can email some photos of my dick to who can put it on area 69. I can't post photos with this computer but can email them. I'd rather not send them to a guy.

THank you! Some one anyone (who is female that is)
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 27, 2014 at 9:54 pm
How about we just post a generic micro-penis in there and call it yours?
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 27, 2014 at 9:56 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 9:54 pm)Rahul Wrote: How about we just post a generic micro-penis in there and call it yours?
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 27, 2014 at 10:16 pm
Oh my sweetbabyjesus, some of y'all just need to find some seriously depraved porn and jerk off for about an hour and get it all out of your systems. Seriously.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 12:12 am
Tryin to start a fire
Tis cold in this bitch
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 1:44 am
Is this a SEXY fire?! Wink

Oh wait, I know the answer to that: All fire is SEXY! Carry on then. Big Grin
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 1:47 am (This post was last modified: March 28, 2014 at 2:04 am by Phatt Matt s.)
nah literal woodstove

But you light my fire as well
Maturbation, porn, and enjoying my new membership at Area 69

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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 5:25 am
ROFLOL

In case anyone was wondering, I am still the horniest motherfucker on the internet. I am so motherfucking horny I am a lesbian suddenly into guys. Want to read more about it? Go to Area 69 and click the thread called "Me so horny..."

EVERYONE READING THIS: You're FUCKING welcome motherfuckers! Enjoy!
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 5:26 am
(March 28, 2014 at 5:25 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: ROFLOL

In case anyone was wondering, I am still the horniest motherfucker on the internet. I am so motherfucking horny I am a lesbian suddenly into guys. Want to read more about it? Go to Area 69 and click the thread called "Me so horny..."

EVERYONE READING THIS: You're FUCKING welcome motherfuckers! Enjoy!

I'm still masturbating Smile

See it on area 69.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 5:29 am
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