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What's everyone up to right now?

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What's everyone up to right now?
Phatt Matt s Offline
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#5911
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 5:42 am (This post was last modified: March 28, 2014 at 5:42 am by Phatt Matt s.)
Longest I ever masurbated was on Crystal meth. Fourteen hours straight. I was on so many antidepressants as well that I just couldnt yank one out for the life of me. If women want guys to last longer, there are ways.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 5:49 am
ROFLOL

Apparently, one of those ways is this:

*Guy is on crystal meth*

LOL.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 5:56 am
(March 28, 2014 at 5:42 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote: If women want guys to last longer, there are ways.

Way number one: relinquish the belief that sex is limited to only the time a cock is in a vagina. The actual act of intercourse is not all there is to sex.

Way number two: learn self control. There's simply no need to rush toward your own orgasm.

Way number three: gel cock cages. Big Grin
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Phatt Matt s Offline
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 6:23 am (This post was last modified: March 28, 2014 at 6:25 am by Phatt Matt s.)
(March 27, 2014 at 9:27 pm)Deidre32 Wrote:
(March 27, 2014 at 9:26 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: K babe, I sent you a pm Smile

And this would be the 2nd horniest right here ^^^ hahaha Big Grin

I'll take ya up on that Razz
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 8:55 am
Working, or trying to.

Glad it's Friday!
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 8:55 am
I'm still sitting here fuming over the Hobby Lobby SCOTUS case. Scalia is being a total dickhead as usual "OH, plan B and IUDs can't cost THAT much, so fuck women." Fucking serious, that paraphrase is just as accurate as his real words. Just waiting for the decision now. The floodgates that will open if they rule in favor of HL may actually change shit in the long run though, but we shouldn't need a flood for such shit.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 8:56 am
(March 28, 2014 at 6:23 am)Thunder Cunt Wrote:
(March 27, 2014 at 9:27 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: And this would be the 2nd horniest right here ^^^ hahaha Big Grin

I'll take ya up on that Razz

Something so adorable about you, TC. Big Grin
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 8:56 am
(March 28, 2014 at 8:55 am)Deidre32 Wrote: Working, or trying to.

Glad it's Friday!
Is AF being sexy right now distracting you?

Awww you poor thing... LOL!

Angel
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 8:57 am (This post was last modified: March 28, 2014 at 8:58 am by *Deidre*.)
(March 28, 2014 at 8:55 am)Psykhronic Wrote: I'm still sitting here fuming over the Hobby Lobby SCOTUS case. Scalia is being a total dickhead as usual "OH, plan B and IUDs can't cost THAT much, so fuck women." Fucking serious, that paraphrase is just as accurate as his real words. Just waiting for the decision now. The floodgates that will open if they rule in favor of HL may actually change shit in the long run though, but we shouldn't need a flood for such shit.

I love when sexist douches make laws that affect women's health.
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(March 28, 2014 at 8:56 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote:
(March 28, 2014 at 8:55 am)Deidre32 Wrote: Working, or trying to.

Glad it's Friday!
Is AF being sexy right now distracting you?

Awww you poor thing... LOL!

Angel

Yes! Damn you people! Angry
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
March 28, 2014 at 9:27 am
Getting sexually aroused
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