What's everyone up to right now?

[Losty]

Heineken is disgusting.
I'd rather drink that piss-water the Mexican's call Corona.

Worst
Beer
Ever

It tastes like what I imagine rancid afterbirth tastes like if it were wrung out over an open beer vat.

Heineken translated: Liquified Zombie Anus

Heineken's Three Best Uses:
3. Putting out fires in a chemical plant.
2. Giving away as a present to your worst enemy.
1. Drinking after injesting poison in order to induce vomiting.

Heineken: The quickest way to end a party early.

Even god will forgive you for killing Heineken's creator.

Is there a better drink:


For a Cunt?:

You're not a c*nt. you're a nice guy.

[No_God]

Happy Monday morning

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Heineken is disgusting.
I'd rather drink that piss-water the Mexican's call Corona.

Worst
Beer
Ever

It tastes like what I imagine rancid afterbirth tastes like if it were wrung out over an open beer vat.

Heineken translated: Liquified Zombie Anus

Heineken's Three Best Uses:
3. Putting out fires in a chemical plant.
2. Giving away as a present to your worst enemy.
1. Drinking after injesting poison in order to induce vomiting.

Heineken: The quickest way to end a party early.

Even god will forgive you for killing Heineken's creator.

Is there a better drink:


For a Cunt?:

My brother in law drinks that shit and he's definitely a cunt.

[pocaracas]

I just noticed I passed the 5000 post mark!
This calls for a celebration!

[Nine]

Just finished watching The Desolation of Smaug. Somebody gave me a spoiler that turned out to be for the third movie (I guess). It made the whole thing even more awesome guessing how it would happen only to find out it doesn't, at least not yet. Can't wait for the 3rd movie now. I'm going to watch all 3 of them then straight into the LotR trilogy.

[Clueless Morgan]

Waiting for dinner to finish, picking out which curtains I want to buy, fretting over paint colors, realizing my bathroom remodel will have to wait for a couple years. Shit.

Patience. You'll get there.

Not soon enough - you haven't seen the kind of shit hole this bathroom is.

Will be doing some budgeting today...

Just finished watching The Desolation of Smaug. Somebody gave me a spoiler that turned out to be for the third movie (I guess). It made the whole thing even more awesome guessing how it would happen only to find out it doesn't, at least not yet. Can't wait for the 3rd movie now. I'm going to watch all 3 of them then straight into the LotR trilogy.

Maybe a spoiler is what I need to get me to even watch the Desolation of Smaug - I haven't seen it yet. The first movie was boring and the only thing I am interested in in the second movie is Ben Cumberbatch doing Smaug's voice, and the CGI work on Smaug.

Must look up when it comes to netflix.

[Angrboda]

I'm all clean now mommy. Will you inspect me?

I am but a lowly interpreter of dreams.

All I know is you've got too much drizzle on your cinnabun.

[NoraBrimstone]

Debating with myself whether to have cheese and crackers for dinner, or make some vegan Mac n cheese. Hmm.

I kinda want to have fun cooking from scratch... But on the other hand, the brie has already been out the fridge for a while so it will be perfect right now.

Cheese and crackers wins. Om nom nom nom.

[*Deidre*]

Working :/

[NoraBrimstone]

I'm absolutely gutted about Peaches Geldof. She was only 25. I'm actually crying. :(

[Phatt Matt s]

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