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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 5, 2014 at 7:24 pm
Who?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 5, 2014 at 7:26 pm
I would say he who shall not be named, but that would put him on par with Voldemort and that would be too much credit.
How about I refer to him as Al Creepo?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 5, 2014 at 7:30 pm
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Makes him sound like a greasy gangster - perfect!
Also sounds like
Todd Burpo, who, instead of having the decency of being one of the lost Marx Brothers, made a mint selling gullible zealots on the idea that "Heaven Is For Real".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 5, 2014 at 7:37 pm
Randomly pushing shiny new buttons and clicking links. Wheeeee!
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 5, 2014 at 7:46 pm
Lying awake like I do every night, bored off my fucking tits.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 5, 2014 at 11:17 pm
Stuffed with Mexican food, Mexican beer and margaritas. I think I need a nap.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 6, 2014 at 1:47 am
Struggling with insomnia :/
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
May 6, 2014 at 2:17 pm
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The title company that handled the closing on my condo (1) didn't pay my HOA fee for April like they said in their paperwork that they would do (and like I gave them the money to do so on my behalf when I handed them my closing check) and (2) mailed my deed to a PO Box
somewhere in the Portland metropolitan area and
not to the address I gave them to mail it to which was very clearly written out on the document where I was asked to provide an address, and that I triple checked was correct before I left the office when I was signing my closing paperwork.
What else did they fuck up?
I'm so pissed off right now.
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.