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What's everyone up to right now?

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What's everyone up to right now?
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#7221
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 12, 2014 at 2:56 pm
But they won't make baby Jesus.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#7222
RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 12, 2014 at 2:59 pm
Appreciating that my children are grown and GONE! Big Grin
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 12, 2014 at 4:13 pm (This post was last modified: June 12, 2014 at 4:13 pm by No_God.)
(June 12, 2014 at 2:54 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 1:50 pm)No_God Wrote: Basically, yeah. It feels like we are always broke. Kids are so damn expensive. Even just one.

I absolutely do not want any more damn kids.

B-b-b-b-but!

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if you use birth control, you'll make baby Jesus cry!



And if I don't use birth control, I'll get pregnant, and head to Planned Parenthood to fix my little problem.

Better to prevent the disease then to treat it Wink

Sowwy Baby Jesus
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 12, 2014 at 4:22 pm
(June 12, 2014 at 2:54 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: if you use birth control, you'll make baby Jesus cry!

They had to put him on suicide watch when I had my vasectomy. Big Grin
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 12, 2014 at 4:30 pm
I want kids, but I am not attached at the moment. I travel too much already.
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 12, 2014 at 4:50 pm
I just finished shoring up my vacation plans and purchased my son's plane ticket. In 58 days (but who's counting?) I'll be with my kids and grandchildren. I can't wait!

Screw the afterlife. This is my idea of Heaven.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 12, 2014 at 4:51 pm
I do not get any vacation until next year. Sad
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 12, 2014 at 6:02 pm (This post was last modified: June 12, 2014 at 6:03 pm by Angrboda.)
Just found out that my tablet computer is out of warranty. So I ordered a new one. An older model, fairly cheap.

Asus Infinity T700, case, BT keyboard, and 64 GB memory card.
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 12, 2014 at 6:08 pm
(June 12, 2014 at 4:51 pm)Dragonetti Wrote: I do not get any vacation until next year. Sad
Yipes when everyone learns that I only 'work' 10 weeks out of the year Wink Shades
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RE: What's everyone up to right now?
June 12, 2014 at 6:24 pm
I wished I could say the same thing!
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