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Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
#31
RE: Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
(September 23, 2013 at 6:44 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: I have miraculously channelled your dead (or alive) mum and know the reason for your woes. You're a Redskins fan, babydoll! May I suggest a real football team--like, THE BRONCOS!!

No, just no.

Jesus fucking christ, it must be that thin mile-high air.
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#32
RE: Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
oh? you know of a better team? this will be rich. go on then.
amuse me.
I don't live in my hometown of Denver anymore so you are wrongXtwo.
Besides, mother knows best Wink
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#33
RE: Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
(September 23, 2013 at 8:01 am)Brian37 Wrote: It is fucking bad enough the Redskins are 0-3. BUT BUT BUT BUT DETROIT? WHAT THE FUCK?

The last time the Redskins lost to Detroit at home was around the big bang! My mother was 5 years old! Not sayen, just sayen!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/22...72772.html

At least you aren't a NY Giants fan. Things could be worse. Your Redskins could have lost 38-0 to the PANTHERS!!!!

For the record, I am not a Giants fan.
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#34
RE: Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
(September 23, 2013 at 7:21 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: oh? you know of a better team? this will be rich. go on then.
amuse me.
I don't live in my hometown of Denver anymore so you are wrongXtwo.
Besides, mother knows best Wink

A better team? As in would-kick-Bronco-ass?

Yes. My Seahawks. I will grant you that historically, the Broncos have been better overall. Not this year, luckie girl, not this year.

Match up that Bronco offense against the arguably number one defense and a respectable offense, and a Marianas Trench-deep squad and see what happens. Other than against the run, your defense is barely mediocre. At Mile High, maybe it's a close game. In our house, Denver gets schooled.

Perhaps we'll find out in February.
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#35
RE: Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
(September 23, 2013 at 8:01 am)Brian37 Wrote: It is fucking bad enough the Redskins are 0-3. BUT BUT BUT BUT DETROIT? WHAT THE FUCK?

The last time the Redskins lost to Detroit at home was around the big bang! My mother was 5 years old! Not sayen, just sayen!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/22...72772.html

Oh I hate it when one team hits the round object with a stick more often than the other team!

Here's another insane thing: Yesterday Team Wendy's sold more hamburgers than Team McDonalds! I think I'm going to puke!
There is an ALLLL-knowing, ALLLL-powerful, inVISible being who is everywhere, who created the WHOLE universe, who lives in another dimension called heaven, who is perfect in every way, who was never born and will never die, and who watches you every minute of every day (even when you're squeezing one out on the toilet). There are also unicorns, leprechauns, Santa Claus, an Easter Bunny, and a giant purple people eater.

JUST BELIEVE IT!
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#36
RE: Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
Isn't there a new sports section for this?

Just saying.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#37
RE: Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
Take your nanny ass out of here with that shit, we're talkin football here Maelstrom. Unless you're a Broncos fan, you're not allowed to speak again you hear?!

You know I love youWink But stfu.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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#38
RE: Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
(September 23, 2013 at 9:08 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: Isn't there a new sports section for this?

Just saying.

Heh, this topic is off topic in off topic. Nice.
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#39
RE: Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
Chtulhu, sounds like you're a little scared. I don't blame youWink I am however a little concerned about our preseason matchup in August. That.. sucked.

We'll see how the Seahawks fare against Texas. Wink
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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#40
RE: Yes, I WANT MY MOMMY!
(September 23, 2013 at 9:55 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Chtulhu, sounds like you're a little scared. I don't blame youWink I am however a little concerned about our preseason matchup in August. That.. sucked.

We'll see how the Seahawks fare against Texas. Wink

Scared? Pfft. STFU and GTFO.

You and all the other Denver fans are delusional.

Preseason don't mean shit.

See you in the Super Bowl. If you make it.
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