Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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Atheists: Would you like to have wings
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Please!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Am I right?
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
... I'm not interested!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Doing Monty Python routines got me through senior school.
But I was a child then. By the way I want to return this parrot. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. (September 25, 2013 at 1:21 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Doing Monty Python routines got me through senior school. You have to grow older but you don't have to grow up. It's called the fountain of youth, sonny. Let your hair down a little.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
No No not the comfy chair.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
We're not doing Holy Grail anymore, then? Aw - I was so looking forward to getting to Castle Anthrax and the spankings followed by the oral sex...
Just my luck!  (September 25, 2013 at 1:21 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: By the way I want to return this parrot. Oh yes, chief? What's, er, what's wrong with it?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(September 25, 2013 at 1:25 pm)Rahul Wrote: You have to grow older but you don't have to grow up. Indeed. "There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes!" -- the good Doctor himself.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Unless it was an African Swallow. Your European Swallow couldn't get a coconut off the ground.
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