Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: February 26, 2025, 5:07 pm
Atheist Forums › Community › Atheism v
Atheists: Would you like to have wings

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
Atheists: Would you like to have wings
Rahul Offline
Unintentional Comedy Relief
***
Religious Views: Agnostic Atheist
Posts: 2142
Threads: 35
Joined: June 3, 2013
Reputation: 32
#31
RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 10:58 am
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
Find
Reply
Cyberman Away
Beta cuck male
*****
Religious Views: Frisbeetarian
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation: 155
#32
RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 11:01 am
Please!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Find
Reply
Rahul Offline
Unintentional Comedy Relief
***
Religious Views: Agnostic Atheist
Posts: 2142
Threads: 35
Joined: June 3, 2013
Reputation: 32
#33
RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 11:03 am
Am I right?
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
Find
Reply
Cyberman Away
Beta cuck male
*****
Religious Views: Frisbeetarian
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation: 155
#34
RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 11:57 am
... I'm not interested!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Find
Reply
downbeatplumb Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: What is a God anyway?
Posts: 13901
Threads: 263
Joined: January 11, 2009
Reputation: 82
#35
RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 1:21 pm
Doing Monty Python routines got me through senior school.

But I was a child then.

By the way I want to return this parrot.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








Find
Reply
Rahul Offline
Unintentional Comedy Relief
***
Religious Views: Agnostic Atheist
Posts: 2142
Threads: 35
Joined: June 3, 2013
Reputation: 32
#36
RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 1:25 pm
(September 25, 2013 at 1:21 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Doing Monty Python routines got me through senior school.

But I was a child then.

By the way I want to return this parrot.

You have to grow older but you don't have to grow up.

It's called the fountain of youth, sonny. Let your hair down a little.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
Find
Reply
downbeatplumb Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: What is a God anyway?
Posts: 13901
Threads: 263
Joined: January 11, 2009
Reputation: 82
#37
RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 1:28 pm
No No not the comfy chair.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








Find
Reply
Cyberman Away
Beta cuck male
*****
Religious Views: Frisbeetarian
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation: 155
#38
RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 1:32 pm
We're not doing Holy Grail anymore, then? Aw - I was so looking forward to getting to Castle Anthrax and the spankings followed by the oral sex...

Just my luck! Sad

(September 25, 2013 at 1:21 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: By the way I want to return this parrot.

Oh yes, chief? What's, er, what's wrong with it?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Find
Reply
Cyberman Away
Beta cuck male
*****
Religious Views: Frisbeetarian
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation: 155
#39
RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 1:35 pm
(September 25, 2013 at 1:25 pm)Rahul Wrote: You have to grow older but you don't have to grow up.

It's called the fountain of youth, sonny. Let your hair down a little.

Indeed. "There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes!" -- the good Doctor himself.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Find
Reply
max-greece Offline Donators
Donator
*****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 2177
Threads: 45
Joined: June 5, 2013
Reputation: 39
#40
RE: Atheists: Would you like to have wings
September 25, 2013 at 1:46 pm
Unless it was an African Swallow. Your European Swallow couldn't get a coconut off the ground.

(If memory serves - been a while)
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Atheism v
Atheists: Would you like to have wings

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Are Atheists Afraid to Join Atheists? Asmodeus 10 1095 October 26, 2024 at 9:09 am
Last Post: Asmodeus
  Dear Atheists: what would convince you God/Christ is Real? JJoseph 209 24289 June 12, 2024 at 10:54 pm
Last Post: arewethereyet
  Atheists, if God doesnt exist, then explain why Keanu Reeves looks like Jesus Christ Frakki 9 1730 April 1, 2023 at 4:07 am
Last Post: Goosebump
Question Atheists and Agnostics that have child Eclectic 11 1703 August 28, 2022 at 3:36 pm
Last Post: arewethereyet
  We atheists now have our own social network rado84 16 2556 August 12, 2021 at 7:51 am
Last Post: vulcanlogician
  Atheists: I have tips of advice why you are a hated non religious dogmatic group inUS Rinni92 13 3716 August 5, 2020 at 3:43 pm
Last Post: Sal
  Does Atheists have acceptability ? hindu 40 6150 July 18, 2020 at 6:04 am
Last Post: Porcupine
  Atheists: What if Trump addressed your issues in America. Would you vote for him? Sanau 38 6353 March 30, 2020 at 8:15 pm
Last Post: Anomalocaris
  Which religion would be easiest for you if you had to be in one? Fake Messiah 31 4273 July 17, 2019 at 2:26 am
Last Post: Losty
  Have you met people criticizing atheists who use the expression OMG Der/die AtheistIn 30 5499 April 3, 2019 at 11:42 am
Last Post: Simon Moon



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)