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Do the theists here recognize BS from one of their own?
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Do the theists here recognize BS from one of their own?
Do the theists here ever recognize when one of their own is spewing BS, or do they admit to overlooking it?

Here on a "christian" website, a man makes claim that he used to have meetings with Satan.

http://www.insightsofgod.com/emmanuel_eni.html

My Meeting with Satan

I later went back to Lagos. One day, a girl named NINA came to me. NINA whose parents were from Anambra State was a very beautiful young girl but lives mostly in the sea, i.e. the underwater spirit world. She was an ardent agent of the Queen of the Coast and very wicked. She hated the Christians to the core and would go all length to fight Christianity. I first met her during my visit to the sea. NINA came for an errand from the Queen of the Coast.

We left immediately and reaching there I learnt of our having a conference with Lucifer. Satan, in this meeting, gave us the following instructions : To fight the believers and not the unbelievers, because the unbelievers were already his. When he said this, one of us asked : “Why ?” He said the reason was that God drove him out of ‘that place” (he refused to call the word ‘Heaven’ and all throughout our meetings with him he never mentioned the word ‘Heaven’. Rather he would always use the word ‘that place’) because of pride, and therefore he does not want any christian to get there (Heaven).

He also told us that we should not fight the hypocrites. “They are like me”, he said. He continued his speech and said : “We should only fight the real Christians.” That his time was near, therefore “we should fight as never before and make sure no one enters 'that place'.” So one of us said to him : “We heard that God has sent someone to rescue mankind back to God.” Satan then asked : “Who is that ?” One member answered “Jesus” and to our greatest surprise, Lucifer fell from his seat. He shouted at the man and warned him never to mention that name in any of our meetings if he loves his life. It is true that at the name of Jesus every knee must bow (Phil. 2:10), including Satan.


Why does it appear to me that this man is a pathological liar and in dire need of professional psychological help? Why would a "christian" not feel the same way?
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RE: Do the theists here recognize BS from one of their own?
If the theists here could recognize bullshit they wouldn't be theists!
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Christians are firm believers in not judging...their own.
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I read a similar quote recently on fstdt.com. Makes me wonder if these people actually believe this, in which case they're absolutely insane, or they just type this kind of thing out and put it online for all the gullible idiots out there to believe.

And funny how this story reads like a meeting with Satan took place in a boardroom.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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Does Nina have any cute sisters, like Pinta or Santa Maria?
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.”
- Buddha
"Anyone wanting to believe Jesus lived and walked as a real live human being must do so despite the evidence, not because of it."
- Dennis McKinsey
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RE: Do the theists here recognize BS from one of their own?
(September 29, 2013 at 9:38 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Christians are firm believers in not judging...their own.

Untrue. I was judged very harshly by christians
when I was one myself. They are fucking evil!
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(September 30, 2013 at 4:54 pm)Beta Ray Bill Wrote: Does Nina have any cute sisters, like Pinta or Santa Maria?

Those ships have sailed, man!
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