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So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.

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So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
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So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 27, 2013 at 2:40 pm
I mean, seriously! Does he believe I'm some sort of stupid bitch he can boss around as he pleases? Angry

I just can't believe he would tell me to go make him food, he didn't even fucking ask! CAN I GET A SINGLE FUCKING "PLEASE" AROUND HERE?! This is getting out of hand.

Oh, and then I'm all 'ham okay? We don't have the dishes for salmon salad', and he's like 'I don't want ham right now'. WELL FORGIVE ME FOR NOT FOLLOWING YOUR EVERY WHIM AND WANT, MISTER! Angry

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Fucking hell, he is such a PIG. I hate him. Sad
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 27, 2013 at 2:42 pm
So, who is Ashton?
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 27, 2013 at 2:45 pm
And did he get his sandwich? C'mon, we need closure!

A sandwich would be nice, too.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 27, 2013 at 2:47 pm
(October 27, 2013 at 2:45 pm)Stimbo Wrote: And did he get his sandwich? C'mon, we need closure!

A sandwich would be nice, too.

He will have to be happy with a fucking grilled ham and cheese sandwich. I hate this fucker.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 27, 2013 at 2:50 pm
Just eat him and be done with it.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 27, 2013 at 2:56 pm
Welcome to relationships. (Now make the pig a sammich, m'kay?)
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 27, 2013 at 2:57 pm
I changed my mind. We have another cutting board (new).

Sooo.... I'm going to be making Salmon Salad Sandwiches -_-

I'm putting jalapenos in it this time.

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Well, so much for that Sad Maybe I should throw it in his face when I give it to him.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 27, 2013 at 3:38 pm
I have an idea. Make one for yourself, pig out in front of him and when you're done and licking your fingers, look at him and ask: "Oh, did you want one too?"
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 27, 2013 at 3:38 pm
So if he's a pig...and you're making him a ham sammich....

Oh no!
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 27, 2013 at 3:46 pm (This post was last modified: October 27, 2013 at 3:47 pm by Walking Void.)
This is 1 of the severe cases where You need to fake your death to make the relationship work.

Or you can start chopping really spicy peppers while wearing swimming goggles and pretend that the pepper juice got through, and yell to Ashton: My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

OR, You can finish that sandwich like I told You to finish minutes ago! *slap*
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