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So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.

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So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 27, 2013 at 5:34 pm
I cook for my wife all the time. She really appreciates it too Wink Shades
She asked for something simple yesterday for lunch, so I made chicken curry.

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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 27, 2013 at 5:42 pm
You're a woman now Violet, know your role and make the goddamn sandwich already!







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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 27, 2013 at 5:44 pm
I've no wish for dire retribution either - I don't want to find a horse's head on my pillow or anything - but I feel it's worth pointing out as interesting that, despite all the resistance, Ashton still gets his sandwich.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 28, 2013 at 6:52 am
I'd make him a sandwich, you'd need some big bread though.

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You could make him another kind of sandwich but some people might find that picture scary, it's got a couple of friendly Sumo wrestlers in it.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 28, 2013 at 9:34 am
(October 27, 2013 at 2:47 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: He will have to be happy with a fucking grilled ham and cheese sandwich. I hate this fucker.

Mmm, I like grilled ham & cheese sandwiches, with some spicy brown mustard, or possibly honey mustard.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 28, 2013 at 9:38 am
(October 27, 2013 at 5:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I've no wish for dire retribution either - I don't want to find a horse's head on my pillow or anything - but I feel it's worth pointing out as interesting that, despite all the resistance, Ashton still gets his sandwich.

Unless the rest of the horse was made into sandwiches, right?
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 28, 2013 at 10:29 am
(October 28, 2013 at 9:38 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(October 27, 2013 at 5:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I've no wish for dire retribution either - I don't want to find a horse's head on my pillow or anything - but I feel it's worth pointing out as interesting that, despite all the resistance, Ashton still gets his sandwich.

Unless the rest of the horse was made into sandwiches, right?
Well that just goes without saying.

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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 28, 2013 at 1:18 pm
The Godfather would disagree.

Does anyone have any links between Godschild and The Godfather movie? Seems suspiciously conspiratorial.
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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 28, 2013 at 2:19 pm
(October 28, 2013 at 6:52 am)Marvin Wrote: [Image: realitybites.jpg]

Big bread or tiny man?



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RE: So... Ashton told me to make him a sandwich.
October 28, 2013 at 2:31 pm
Quote:Big bread or tiny man?

Now that is just cruel.
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