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Where it's still cool to obey God

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Where it's still cool to obey God
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Where it's still cool to obey God
November 12, 2013 at 11:20 pm
[Image: CheerUp_zps63df8a6b.jpg]
Thanks to Cinjin for making it more 'sig space' friendly.
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RE: Where it's still cool to obey God
November 12, 2013 at 11:26 pm
Churches have always been about marketing. It's all about the money.
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RE: Where it's still cool to obey God
November 12, 2013 at 11:29 pm (This post was last modified: November 12, 2013 at 11:29 pm by Tea Earl Grey Hot.)
Churches trying to be cool remind me of this clip of South Park: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/10...wing-smoke
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RE: Where it's still cool to obey God
November 12, 2013 at 11:49 pm (This post was last modified: November 12, 2013 at 11:49 pm by Cinjin.)
The Cool Church
Where it is still cool to obey god ..... and still really dangerous for everybody else.




Undecided just sayin
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RE: Where it's still cool to obey God
November 13, 2013 at 1:53 am
Today, god told me to be cool - I told him to stop being such a dork Tongue
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RE: Where it's still cool to obey God
November 13, 2013 at 2:16 am
Because when comb overs aren't selling seats, you improvise with a 'do scammed from Food Network...Guy Fieri.

What's next? A septugenarian Marilyn Manson doppelganger in the pulpit?
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RE: Where it's still cool to obey God
November 13, 2013 at 11:06 am
(November 12, 2013 at 11:20 pm)Owlix Wrote: [Image: david_.jpg]
Looks and presents himself as he's about 25. He's groovin' with those frosted tips. But he was born in 1960.

That reminds me of this:

Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Where it's still cool to obey God
November 13, 2013 at 11:46 am (This post was last modified: November 13, 2013 at 11:46 am by Faith No More.)
Ooh, they even take online donations, and I'm guessing they'll probably become TCC Inc. pretty soon.

If I had less integrity, I would start a church. After all, a fool and his money are soon parted.

ETA: A Kids in the Hall reference will always get kudos from me.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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