Santa claus is so different from the mythical character it was originally based on, what's the big deal about changing his colour. It's all make belief!!!
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Megyn Kelly: Santa and Jesus are white
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Megyn Kelly has trouble avoiding eating her own feces.
She is proof we haven't evolved as far as we think.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
 (December 13, 2013 at 6:17 pm)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: Santa claus is so different from the mythical character it was originally based on, what's the big deal about changing his colour. It's all make belief!!! Because SOME white people have to make things up to feel superior to others . . . Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I seriously think something is wrong with that woman.
It's a little harder to tell kids Santa is real if one year he's white, the next year he's black, and the next he's asian.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
Eh they're just catering to the audience. All part of the business. If she really believes in what she's saying then yea, dumbass.
Haha. I just remembered this one time my little cousin mortified the crap out of me when she was 6!
There's this party shop near here that usually has a guy outside dressed up to advertise the shop. This time of year it's always a guy in a Santa costume. So, one time, I was walking by there with my little cousin, she was 6 (I was 13 or 14) and the Santa happened to be a black guy. Now, I saw it and thought to myself "Wow, that's a great idea, why should Santa always be white anyway?" And stuff. But then my little cousin saw him, and she was a bit slow and hadn't figured out there was no Santa yet and she freaked the fuck out and started shouting, "THAT'S NOT FATHER CHRISTMAS! FATHER CHRISTMAS ISN'T BLACK! HE'S AN IMPOSTOR!! FATHER CHRISTMAS IS WHITE!" I nearly fucking died of shame. 
Yes, the real racist subtext here is that Jesus was white because God his father is white. If you want to take their wacko beliefs further, not only are God and Jesus white, but they're Americans and Republicans.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
I think I've heard/read people say that characters of the old testament were christian. Moses was a christian, despite living long before Jesus came.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
My favorite part is that just before she says Jesus is white she says this...
Fox Bimbo Wrote:Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn't mean it has to change. I swear that Fox News' primary goal is to get a special mention in the dictionary under the word "hypocrisy."
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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