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Getting dat holiday mail from the parents.

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Getting dat holiday mail from the parents.
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Getting dat holiday mail from the parents.
December 17, 2013 at 5:28 pm (This post was last modified: December 17, 2013 at 5:32 pm by Violet.)
The cardboard box is nothing special, I take a scissors to it and open her up. A christmas card in an envelope, oh boy. I'm obligated to open it and read the conten-... To: Violet and Ash Johnson.

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I so happeh. Tiger
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RE: Getting dat holiday mail from the parents.
December 17, 2013 at 5:33 pm
I am not pleased by your lack of attendance to this forum. And if you squeeze a squirrel, it will say halellujah or whatever.
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RE: Getting dat holiday mail from the parents.
December 17, 2013 at 5:36 pm (This post was last modified: December 17, 2013 at 5:37 pm by Violet.)
(December 17, 2013 at 5:33 pm)LastPoet Wrote: I am not pleased by your lack of attendance to this forum. And if you squeeze a squirrel, it will say halellujah or whatever.

I've never heard that euphemism before... and remember: other people should stay out of the bedroom discussion, unless they are also participating.

Does it *look* like I've been absent on the forum? Come off it. Only a handful of peeps might notice after a month or so.

Besides. I'm doing important things. Like... ummm... errr...... ahh.. d.. dishes. Yeah. TAKE THAT!

AND I AM NOT YOUR TOY! PLEASE YOURSELF *ELSEWHERE*. With someone else, plox. Smile
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RE: Getting dat holiday mail from the parents.
December 17, 2013 at 5:38 pm
Did someone say Chocolate? Smile
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RE: Getting dat holiday mail from the parents.
December 17, 2013 at 5:38 pm
No, We used to be YOUR toys, and now are dismissed in a corner. We are not pleased Dodgy
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RE: Getting dat holiday mail from the parents.
December 17, 2013 at 5:42 pm (This post was last modified: December 17, 2013 at 5:44 pm by Violet.)
(December 17, 2013 at 5:38 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Did someone say Chocolate? Smile

Nope. Someone TYPED 'Chocolate', though!

Yeah. Dinn't see that coming, didja? Sleepy
(December 17, 2013 at 5:38 pm)LastPoet Wrote: No, We used to be YOUR toys, and now are dismissed in a corner. We are not pleased Dodgy

I don't have toys to use. Trust me... if I had toys? I would be playing with them right now.

And I wouldn't be so incredibly frustrated. Garrus Vakarian... so incredibly sexy. Also, reread Octave. And you know what? I became hot and needy and desperate... and 'twas to no avail.
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RE: Getting dat holiday mail from the parents.
December 18, 2013 at 4:12 am (This post was last modified: December 18, 2013 at 4:13 am by Violet.)
(December 17, 2013 at 5:38 pm)LastPoet Wrote: No, We used to be YOUR toys, and now are dismissed in a corner. We are not pleased Dodgy

Shit. I just read that. I totally read it as 'we used your toys'. Oops. Seriously... I thought you were insulting my toy choices.

Well... if you wanted to be played with: yall have fix yourselves. I ain't playing with no broken toys, ya hear me?
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RE: Getting dat holiday mail from the parents.
December 18, 2013 at 4:17 am
I don't know you, but I can tell from your overuse of happy gifs that you're my kind of nut!

Enjoy your pressies!

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RE: Getting dat holiday mail from the parents.
December 18, 2013 at 4:25 am
Congratulations! Yey!
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RE: Getting dat holiday mail from the parents.
December 18, 2013 at 4:38 am
(December 18, 2013 at 4:17 am)Beccs Wrote: I don't know you, but I can tell from your overuse of happy gifs that you're my kind of nut!

Enjoy your pressies!

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Who said anything about presents? It's the recognition that I'm happy about Smile

If I could send people's stuff to them as 'presents' Dodgy Anyway, mom said cookies were on the way, hence poll. Which... I guess was obvious. Probably gingersnaps and sourdough cookies Heart

In closing: that was not an overuse of happy .gifs.... that was an exhibition of how I felt upon reading that, it dawning on me, my 'YES!' 'aw yeahhh!!!' expression, my eye-watering moment of quiet happiness before I completely lost it, ending with me hugging my penguin and kissing my frog princess. Multiple times.
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But the skies are not stormy all day
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