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If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,

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If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,
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RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,
December 27, 2013 at 3:13 am
He didn't even rupture her hymen.

Big God - little dick.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,
December 28, 2013 at 3:27 pm
(December 27, 2013 at 3:06 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(December 26, 2013 at 5:21 pm)Snidely Whiplash Wrote: All Mary knew about God's forced entry was when a weird winged creature appeared and said "Hail Mary, full of sperm, the Lord's been with thee!" She hadn't felt or noticed a thing down under. Poor old God must be really lacking in the penile department. BlushBlush

"Penile Department" sounds like the best cop show/wacky office comedy ever.

Cock workshop?
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RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,
December 28, 2013 at 4:10 pm
The OP's forgetting Christians don't need consent to have sex with women, even if they did it's "illegitimate rape"
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RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,
December 28, 2013 at 5:39 pm (This post was last modified: December 28, 2013 at 6:02 pm by Lek.)
If God could impregnate her supernaturally, then of course, he could keep her body from rejecting it. She went through a normal pregnancy and delivered a physically normal baby. By the way, Mary did consent.
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RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,
December 28, 2013 at 5:43 pm (This post was last modified: December 28, 2013 at 5:44 pm by Snidely Whiplash.)
(December 28, 2013 at 4:10 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: The OP's forgetting Christians don't need consent to have sex with women, even if they did it's "illegitimate rape"
I feel sorry for Mary's fiancée, poor dumb Joseph. When he asked Mary how come she had a belly full of arms and legs when he hadn't yet inserted his Sav(eloy) in her, she tells him "because God fucked me when I was sleeping, Joe!"... and he believed her! Talk about gullible. Confusedhock:
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RE: If Mary was impregnated by God without her consent first, why didnt,
December 28, 2013 at 6:07 pm
I'm sure "joseph" is just a later invention in the story. No more real than "mary" or "jesus" for that matter!
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