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Real life is better than fiction

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Real life is better than fiction
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Real life is better than fiction
December 31, 2013 at 12:18 pm
Sometimes, real life stories are funnier than anything we can make up.

Oregon man, high on meth, fights off 15 cops while masturbating.

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/c...sturbating

This is something to be proud of.
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RE: Real life is better than fiction
December 31, 2013 at 12:19 pm
Real life will be better than fiction when I get my Hogwarts letter!
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RE: Real life is better than fiction
December 31, 2013 at 12:48 pm
At least he'll have a story to tell the grandkids...
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RE: Real life is better than fiction
December 31, 2013 at 1:11 pm
They should have just let him finish I guess.
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RE: Real life is better than fiction
December 31, 2013 at 8:47 pm (This post was last modified: December 31, 2013 at 10:23 pm by Darth.)
"I can take you all with one hand behind my back, or not"

Also

Quote: Oregon man, high on meth…
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RE: Real life is better than fiction
December 31, 2013 at 9:17 pm
Yay, Oregon! (?)
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RE: Real life is better than fiction
January 1, 2014 at 12:36 pm
Haha! Yes. I saw this story this morning. Love it!

I'm reminded of This man who set a packet of peanuts on fire then tried to fuck an ambulance.

Here are some more awful local news stories from this year from around the UK.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/patricksmith/the...es-of-2013
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RE: Real life is better than fiction
January 8, 2014 at 3:08 pm
This makes me proud... Keep cookin gentlemen. Keep cookin.
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RE: Real life is better than fiction
January 8, 2014 at 3:17 pm
He's lucky they didn't shoot him. That seems to be SOP for cops these days.
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RE: Real life is better than fiction
January 8, 2014 at 3:19 pm
All our base are belong to him. Epic win!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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