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If Not for This There Would Be No That

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If Not for This There Would Be No That
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If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 2, 2014 at 11:44 pm
The rules are simple. Follow the pattern...

If not for Paris Hilton, there would be no Kim Kardasian.

If not for the Simpsons, there would be no Family Guy.

If not for Madonna, there would be no Lady Gaga.

Most of you are way more clever than I so I'm eager to see what you suggest.
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 2, 2014 at 11:48 pm
If not for Jesus, there would be no assholes
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 2, 2014 at 11:49 pm (This post was last modified: January 2, 2014 at 11:49 pm by Autumnlicious.)
If not for Emanuel Swedenborg, there'd be no ChadWooters Smile

Edit: dammit! Cinjin was faster on the snark
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 2, 2014 at 11:52 pm
Alright, I'll play for real ...


If not for intelligence, there would be no atheists.
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 2, 2014 at 11:56 pm (This post was last modified: January 2, 2014 at 11:56 pm by Faith No More.)
If not for Dan Quayle, there would be no George W. Bush.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 2, 2014 at 11:59 pm
If not for Tolkien, there would be no Dungeons and Dragons.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 3, 2014 at 12:08 am
If not for JK Rowling there would be no Stephanie Meyer
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 3, 2014 at 12:09 am
If not for cause, then there'd be no effect.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 3, 2014 at 12:11 am
If not for Republicans, there'd be no incest.
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RE: If Not for This There Would Be No That
January 3, 2014 at 12:13 am
If not for Zionism, there would be no Israel (which would be awful).
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