God healing the amputee and other world problems
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God healing the amputee and other world problems
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 Ok Christians, i have a challenge for yall today!
If your god exists, cut your arm off and pray to him asking for a new arm
If it happens, send me a picture of before and after. after all we have modern science to put it back on right? and if not, you have your god to heal you, isnt that right? What is there to lose? ![[Image: polls_ojsimpson_3811_745663_answer_4_xlarge.jpeg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=images.sodahead.com%2Fpolls%2F000739523%2Fpolls_ojsimpson_3811_745663_answer_4_xlarge.jpeg)
Well no one ever thought of this before...
 RE: God healing the amputee and other world problems
January 9, 2014 at 5:50 pm
(This post was last modified: January 9, 2014 at 5:51 pm by Kayenneh.)
(January 9, 2014 at 5:42 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: If it happens, send me a picture of before and after. You are aware that there are easier ways to get amputee porn to fap to than this forum, right..? When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
 RE: God healing the amputee and other world problems
January 9, 2014 at 6:20 pm
(This post was last modified: January 9, 2014 at 6:20 pm by Chad32.)
Many christians will say that you shouldn't test Yahweh, but I'm pretty sure there's a verse in the bible that says you can ask him for something, and expect to get it.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
Hallelujah I'm healed!
![[Image: 1C75CCF4-A61D-41C7-B53A-2E53B4B9B406_zpsdbw6i0x6.jpg]](http://s1372.photobucket.com/user/alijohson929/media/1C75CCF4-A61D-41C7-B53A-2E53B4B9B406_zpsdbw6i0x6.jpg.html) Oh, what's that I'm still blind.  (January 9, 2014 at 5:42 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: This is not a challenge that requires God. Photoshop will do it just as well.
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
 (January 9, 2014 at 6:20 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Many christians will say that you shouldn't test Yahweh, but I'm pretty sure there's a verse in the bible that says you can ask him for something, and expect to get it. Yeah... the bible is full of lots of bullshit like that! Don't go cutting off any important parts waiting for it to happen.
It's kind of telling when the worst flaw a person can have is pride, and the one unforgivable sin is blasphemy. People are much easier to control when they're meek and unquestioning.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
I recall a challenge to another poster here (since banned) to pray hard enough to regrow my left eye.
I am forced to assume his faith wasn't strong enough.  Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
![[Image: aD079RB_460s_v1.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net%2Fphoto%2FaD079RB_460s_v1.jpg) Ta-dah! When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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