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What are your favorite Creationists/Theists arguments?
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What are your favorite Creationists/Theists arguments?
January 9, 2014 at 8:56 pm
My top 5!


1- If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?!
-Because we did not COME from monkeys we share a common ancestor! Go read a damn book...

2- When i see outside, i know it had a creator.
-Really?... huh... and uh.. what does a universe with NO creator look like? In order to know something had a creator you must see the odds. I drop a bucket of paint, my intention was NOT to create it that way, it naturally made a splash (due to physics) and it so happened that way. if i get a paintbrush and make a painting, then i know it had a creator because what was drawn is not bound to happen naturally. So at this point, not knowing what a universe with no creator looks like, there is only assumption and no assertion.

3- There a lots of prophecies in the bible!
-Well, the harry potter series had some prophecies that came to be too. I guess the point has been made...
and to emphasize: The "prophecies" that are in the bible happen within the bible, so they don't apply to today's world, therefore not valid and or convincing.

4- The bible talks about real places like Israel and Egypt. So it has to be real!
- Well... that is an over generalization. A pyramid does not tell me that there is a god, it is evident of itself. A phone tells me that that phone exists, so it does. It however does NOT tell me that a man named Jake is real does it? No! So assuming that several things in the book are true and evident, does NOT make the entire book true/real.

5- You do believe in God, you just don't want to admit it!
-**Super Monkey Faceplam** What is 555x555? You don't know? Oh no i think you do! you just don't want to tell me...
I rest my case...

What are your favorite arguments? Love to hear them!
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RE: What are your favorite Creationists/Theists arguments?
January 9, 2014 at 8:58 pm (This post was last modified: January 9, 2014 at 8:58 pm by Ryantology.)
That's like asking which of my acts of defecation I've found most enjoyable.
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January 9, 2014 at 9:30 pm
(January 9, 2014 at 8:58 pm)(╯°◊°）╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: That's like asking which of my acts of defecation I've found most enjoyable.

haha its all just for fun
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RE: What are your favorite Creationists/Theists arguments?
January 9, 2014 at 9:50 pm
How about the one about if the universe always existed it defies the second law of thermodynamics. The universe would be totally out of order. And the one about if the universe was created that defies the principle of physics which states that matter can neither be created nor destroyed.
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RE: What are your favorite Creationists/Theists arguments?
January 9, 2014 at 9:51 pm
I like it when they say "I don't see how man could have evolved." I call it the Incredibly Stupid Creatard Argument.
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RE: What are your favorite Creationists/Theists arguments?
January 9, 2014 at 10:02 pm
I can SEE god! He guides me through life.Angel Cloud

How come I can't see him?
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RE: What are your favorite Creationists/Theists arguments?
January 9, 2014 at 10:11 pm
Wait...so we have Voldermort walking among us? Fucking sweet.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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RE: What are your favorite Creationists/Theists arguments?
January 9, 2014 at 10:18 pm
(January 9, 2014 at 8:58 pm)(╯°◊°）╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: That's like asking which of my acts of defecation I've found most enjoyable.
You sure talk about your butt a lot. Maybe because you're always talking out of it.
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RE: What are your favorite Creationists/Theists arguments?
January 10, 2014 at 12:37 am (This post was last modified: January 10, 2014 at 12:40 am by xr34p3rx.)
(January 9, 2014 at 9:50 pm)Lek Wrote: How about the one about if the universe always existed it defies the second law of thermodynamics. The universe would be totally out of order. And the one about if the universe was created that defies the principle of physics which states that matter can neither be created nor destroyed.

I don't think I have heard of that one. It kinda ties into the one of knowing what a universe... Well never mind ^^
(January 9, 2014 at 10:11 pm)Polaris Wrote: Wait...so we have Voldermort walking among us? Fucking sweet.

Lol. Yes he is. And he's the adversary... Apparently
(January 9, 2014 at 10:02 pm)StoryBook Wrote: I can SEE god! He guides me through life.Angel Cloud

How come I can't see him?

Haha in the atheist experience they tell some dude if good leaves him postit notes for his guidance lol
(January 9, 2014 at 9:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I like it when they say "I don't see how man could have evolved." I call it the Incredibly Stupid Creatard Argument.

Agreed. Uneducated and full of ignorance
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RE: What are your favorite Creationists/Theists arguments?
January 10, 2014 at 1:29 am
Not sure what you'd call it but it goes something like this.

"You are!"

"No, you are."
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