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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 3:59 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 2:03 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: (January 11, 2014 at 1:57 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: that reminds me, why doesnt the bible talk about dinosaurs? Oh but apparently it does. Levitation and behemoth in job.
I've always really enjoyed that claim: there are dinosaurs in the bible, but only two of them. 
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 4:05 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 3:59 pm)Esquilax Wrote: (January 11, 2014 at 2:03 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Oh but apparently it does. Levitation and behemoth in job.
I've always really enjoyed that claim: there are dinosaurs in the bible, but only two of them.
not to mention, they were mounted on the ark as well... but didnt sunk
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 6:14 pm
(January 10, 2014 at 7:35 pm)₭₢ḯᶳᶳ ӝҰ Cinjin Wrote: ![[Image: StupidNoah_zps3a23f3f6.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FStupidNoah_zps3a23f3f6.jpg) As much as I like the use of logic in the picture, was the Titanic really the best example of a "large boat" that the creator could find?
I mean, the main reason the Titanic didn't fit more people was that it was a luxury liner, with some of the "cabins" containing a number of large rooms, all for a couple of passengers. Not to mention all the cargo that wasn't food...
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 6:16 pm
(January 11, 2014 at 4:05 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: (January 11, 2014 at 3:59 pm)Esquilax Wrote: I've always really enjoyed that claim: there are dinosaurs in the bible, but only two of them.
not to mention, they were mounted on the ark as well... but didnt sunk
Yeah I just looked it up. One argentinosaurus ( http://dinosaurs.about.com/od/herbivorou...saurus.htm) wouldve taken up 1/6 of the ark alone, according to the dimensions given here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah%27s_Ark
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 11, 2014 at 6:21 pm
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(January 11, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Tiberius Wrote: (January 10, 2014 at 7:35 pm)₭₢ḯᶳᶳ ӝҰ Cinjin Wrote: As much as I like the use of logic in the picture, was the Titanic really the best example of a "large boat" that the creator could find?
I mean, the main reason the Titanic didn't fit more people was that it was a luxury liner, with some of the "cabins" containing a number of large rooms, all for a couple of passengers. Not to mention all the cargo that wasn't food...
I suppose he could've used a freighter, but I think a luxury ship was used because the nature of the cargo had to be living to make a fair comparison. Also, one must remember that there were far more 3rd class people crammed into the bottom of the Titanic that would have taken up less space than say lions, gazelles and alligators for example ... all of which need private compartments.
Definitely arguable though.
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 12, 2014 at 1:35 am
(January 11, 2014 at 6:21 pm)₭₢ḯᶳᶳ ӝҰ Cinjin Wrote: (January 11, 2014 at 6:14 pm)Tiberius Wrote: As much as I like the use of logic in the picture, was the Titanic really the best example of a "large boat" that the creator could find?
I mean, the main reason the Titanic didn't fit more people was that it was a luxury liner, with some of the "cabins" containing a number of large rooms, all for a couple of passengers. Not to mention all the cargo that wasn't food...
I suppose he could've used a freighter, but I think a luxury ship was used because the nature of the cargo had to be living to make a fair comparison. Also, one must remember that there were far more 3rd class people crammed into the bottom of the Titanic that would have taken up less space than say lions, gazelles and alligators for example ... all of which need private compartments.
Definitely arguable though.
Troop transports might be more apt. Still I agree with your point
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 12, 2014 at 5:32 am
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(January 11, 2014 at 1:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote: (January 11, 2014 at 1:45 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: What do ducks eat?
Remember...these were prehistoric ducks.
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Don't fuck with them.
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(January 10, 2014 at 7:28 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: Blood
This guy claims that the blood of christ is found and once again, how do you know its jesus's? have you ever tested jesus's blood directly? i would say no, so then how do you know which is jesus's blood? It doesnt mention it in a scientific manner in the bible. How do you know?
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(January 10, 2014 at 7:28 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: Ark
Do you agree that there are over a million species in the earth? how was that supposed to fit in a tiny ark?
What is the tallest mountain? would the water freeze and kill everyone on that boat?
Suffocation? Hunger? Fishes die? What about the plantation after the flood? Did it magically just reappear?
Evolution?! It took just 15 minutes to save a bunch of money on my car insurance!
(January 10, 2014 at 7:28 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: Evolution
You understand evolution? If so, would you agree that evolution would be required even if this story were somewhat accurate? That is, to create new species if it is so argued that noah only took aboard the bare minimum to fit in the ark.
You bet! God made cavemen to evolve side by each, with us! And it only took 20,000 years for them to be atheists!
Next question?
Quis ut Deus?
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 12, 2014 at 7:17 am
(January 12, 2014 at 5:32 am)ronedee Wrote: Next question?
I've got one, but you probably don't want to hear it. 
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 12, 2014 at 2:19 pm
Ronedee strikes again. 2 more and that's an out. Oh? Which kind of strike did you think I was talking about?
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RE: Dear Christians... Are you F***ing serious? Proof of Blood and Ark
January 12, 2014 at 2:26 pm
(January 12, 2014 at 5:32 am)ronedee Wrote: (January 11, 2014 at 1:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Remember...these were prehistoric ducks.
Don't fuck with them.
Posting your significant other's picture on the net again minnie? Well at least it has clothes on this time!
(January 10, 2014 at 7:28 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: Blood
This guy claims that the blood of christ is found and once again, how do you know its jesus's? have you ever tested jesus's blood directly? i would say no, so then how do you know which is jesus's blood? It doesnt mention it in a scientific manner in the bible. How do you know?
"You can keep your doctor, if you like him."
(January 10, 2014 at 7:28 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: Ark
Do you agree that there are over a million species in the earth? how was that supposed to fit in a tiny ark?
What is the tallest mountain? would the water freeze and kill everyone on that boat?
Suffocation? Hunger? Fishes die? What about the plantation after the flood? Did it magically just reappear?
Evolution?! It took just 15 minutes to save a bunch of money on my car insurance!
(January 10, 2014 at 7:28 pm)xr34p3rx Wrote: Evolution
You understand evolution? If so, would you agree that evolution would be required even if this story were somewhat accurate? That is, to create new species if it is so argued that noah only took aboard the bare minimum to fit in the ark.
You bet! God made cavemen to evolve side by each, with us! And it only took 20,000 years for them to be atheists!
Next question?
So where's proof of your God?
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