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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 1:52 pm
Hey homez, you be rappin like you’re packin
Only rapper from the barrio has been slackin.
Bitches, don’t be crazy
I’m the homie, ese vato, kind of lady!
Hey homez, all this theological discussion
Has no purpose, orientation, or construction.
Putos, Don’t be playin’
We all know you fuck much better than debatin’.
Hey luckie, you're so fine you have me rappin
and your master with his writing send us flyin'.
Jay-smooth, you're sexational
and max from Greece is cute, just plain sensational!
wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 2:04 pm
I'm feeling the love. Ivy getting her shake on.
Bow to the lyrical skill of the woman who's bacon.
You're hot baby, you and the rabbit be rapping, with naughty eyes, and bods, you know we be fappin'.
Your skills they be tight, and your bedroom eyes, be making Luckie moist between he thighs. But this shit ain't right, did you come for a war? Or chill and tell each other how I love YOU more!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 2:14 pm
Hey papi, I'm all for peace and lovin'
you don't like it then get goin I'm not stoppin'.
Hey guapo, you're so bueno
gotta say that doesn't fix that you're pendejo.
(  Ouuuuh I don't mean that Jacob smooch)
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 2:18 pm
(This post was last modified: February 13, 2014 at 2:33 pm by Jacob(smooth).)
(February 13, 2014 at 1:48 pm)Luckie Wrote: They say I'm just a cute bunny,honey
But I'm still upset that no one thinks I'm funny!
So watch your necks, my teeth they rip
god, girl, you make me bite my own lip!
Anyways back to the task at hand. I have here a cheeky man
To thump to the next life
(or not) who knows, maybe Lot's wife?
Oh wait, fairy-tale I forgot
Where's Chtulhu and his bag of dank pot?
First I think, I'll take a nap
Btw I don't pop pills I just sit in Esquilaxs' lap and rap
o.0
You wanna go hard? You wanna talk stories?
Lot's wife ain't one fraction of the bibles full glories.
gonna tell you bout a ho bag by the name of Oholibah
A slut who's dark adventures might be more downward with ya
She lusted after lovers. Who had dicks like those on horses.
Her tits she loved fondled, and if i can just wallow, I'm guessing those effusions, she probably would swallow.
So if you want stories, and good cherry picks, forget sodom and go for the ones with big dicks.
You think I am lot? I can tell you i'm not, ain't no righteous man here, nor's that guy with the pot.
So you can keep the dorks wife and her pillar of salt, while i chill in my crib with a nice single malt.
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 2:28 pm
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 2:45 pm
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 2:50 pm
Oh fuck no. Smooch, you just made it difficult not to make a rap video for AF. I'm in. Who else?
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 13, 2014 at 6:46 pm
(This post was last modified: February 13, 2014 at 7:19 pm by Sejanus.)
(February 13, 2014 at 11:50 am)Luckie Wrote: Sejanus was the first but i left him for last
Because I like him so much, I just want to give him a free pass
Maybe there is something amiss, with me
I feel like layin a smackdown from time to time, you see
Right now though I feel like Miss Starling
Are you really trying to mind analyze me, darling?
See you're in the cage, I'm the one free
You covet your prey, and I'm the one that flees
The rabbit knows better than to scream for the fox
Lest he eat the bunny's brain with a fork
And stick it in his lunch box
Sure I have lambs in my head that are screaming
But luckily that only happens when I'm dreaming
So nothing to see, nothing to analyze here
Btw I always wondered: arent you indeed queer?
Queer?
Let's take this up a gear
Now look here
If I was a queer
You AF skanks wouldn't fear
What I've got down here
That's right, its both near
and far
bigger than a car
a bar
or even a star
You think you're fancy?
well lets see
I'll eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
You may be Starling
but I am the king
just look at my bling
it's an infinity more than everything
you could ever bring,
every watch and every ring
you've got nothing
so tell me Starling
did that sting?
And to all you other fakers
You have just met your makers!
That's right, I am legion
In each and every region
I'll give you lesions
and reasons
to cry throughout the seasons
check out my cohesion
it's better
than each and every letter
you spit like a leper
or a dyslexic Hector
So suck on my pecker
I am Hannibal Lecter
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 14, 2014 at 12:19 am
Boys and girls, here I am disappointed,
The rapper king, he goes to sleep,
Wakes to find you jokers ain't appointed,
A successor to surmount my massive rap-corpse heap.
So Ivy's turned cheerleader?
Luckie's still our rhyme feeder?
Jacob's turned biblical cheater?
Cherry picking about horse dicks?
The chicks,
Can keep rhyming about how cute we all are,
But I'll keep doling out these lyrical forehead flicks,
Showing off my shade, that's superior by far.
I see nobody's had the wherewithal to reply,
That's understandable, since my flow's so dry,
My rhymes, they are fly,
Sufficient to make you all cry,
Possibly die,
Y'all get fried,
Tossed on the sty,
The lyrical garbage heap.
Jacob, you creep!
Talking to Luckie about horse cocks?
Ain't you got a high enough lady stock?
Or ain't it a chick magnet, your podiatry crock?
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RE: Freestyle Rap Battle Rehashed
February 14, 2014 at 12:33 am
... I still think everyone's cute. 
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