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Bill Nye Found Dead. Suspect apprehended claims "God made me do it"
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Bill Nye Found Dead. Suspect apprehended claims "God made me do it"


"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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RE: Bill Nye Found Dead. Suspect apprehended claims "God made me do it"
You suck.
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked

"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
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RE: Bill Nye Found Dead. Suspect apprehended claims "God made me do it"
You are so lucky I'm not in a mood to be making a spam report right now. Tongue
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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Almost 10 years later and Rick Rolling is still going strong. Tongue

(The sad part is I probably have heard this song more now than I did when it was actually a top hit on the radio in 87 Sad)
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Knew it before I clicked Tongue
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I hate you. Meanyhead!
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My god, humans suck.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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Banned.
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Wrong thread isn't it?
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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RE: Bill Nye Found Dead. Suspect apprehended claims "God made me do it"
I'm like did someone seriously kill Bill over the Bill vs Ken debate? But no. Obviously I've been rick rolled. *whew*
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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