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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 16, 2014 at 6:45 pm
He's in a better place now.
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 16, 2014 at 7:05 pm
It's almost as though his god has a poetic sense of humour, isn't it? Or doesn't exist. In any case, I foresee that his followers won't learn a damn thing, in a ridiculously Darwinian sense.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 16, 2014 at 7:12 pm
Thank god that one is out of the gene pool!
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 16, 2014 at 11:56 pm
Actually I just saw this on the news and the son plans to take over the dad's ministry.
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 16, 2014 at 11:58 pm
Another prophecy fulfilled!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 17, 2014 at 12:00 am
Oh, and I like this thread better than mini's Johnny come lately thread. ;P
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 17, 2014 at 12:20 am
Actually I think was 3 hours earlier but that's okay. We all know you can fucking count, either.
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
February 17, 2014 at 12:27 am
(This post was last modified: February 17, 2014 at 12:28 am by popeyespappy.)
This is the second snake bite death at Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name church that I am aware of. Melinda Brown the wife of another snake handling preacher Punkin Brown received a fatal bite during a service at this church in 1995. Punkin died 3 years later after being bitten at the Rock House Holiness Church near Scottsboro, Alabama. Freedom of religion be damned. These people need to be locked in rubber room for their own good. Hopefully before they breed. Punkin and Melinda had 5 under age children when he died. Last I heard the maternal grandparents were fighting to keep the kids out of the custody of the paternal grandparents who run another snake charming church the Holiness Church of God in Jesus Name in South Carolina.
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