Mars hell is shit too...
I heard.
I heard.
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Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on Mars
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Mars hell is shit too...
I heard. ![]() (February 20, 2014 at 6:15 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote:Quote:A Fatwa has been issued against living on Mars by clerics who say that trying to set up home there would be un-Islamic.If true, I am moving to mars, Islam can have this planet, its fucked anyway. It reminds me of the film total recall. Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them. Impersonation is treason. (February 20, 2014 at 6:15 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote:Quote:A Fatwa has been issued against living on Mars by clerics who say that trying to set up home there would be un-Islamic.If true, I am moving to mars, Islam can have this planet, its fucked anyway. Living on Mars would play hell with a muslim's prayer times and rituals. For one thing he would always have trouble locating Mecca and seeing the crescent of the moon. Some religions simply aren't space friendly.
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Mars ![]() Saudi Arabia The fuckers might feel right at home. (February 20, 2014 at 6:15 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote:Quote:A Fatwa has been issued against living on Mars by clerics who say that trying to set up home there would be un-Islamic.If true, I am moving to mars, Islam can have this planet, its fucked anyway. The stupidity of Muslim clerics knows no limits.
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Science is not a subject, but a method. (February 22, 2014 at 4:06 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Ok.... they say that it is wrong for a muslim to go to mars because suicide is wrong, why does the same restriction not apply if you strap on an explosive vest and detonate it in a crowded place? If you kill infidels when you commit suicide you're a martyr. So that's ok.
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Quote:The stupidity of Muslim clerics knows no limits. Gave you a little help there, mon ami. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/21/ca...-marriage/ Quote:Roman Catholic Bishop Thomas John Paprocki kept his promise on Wednesday and performed an “exorcism” on the state of Illinois after Gov. Pat Quinn (D) signed a bill legalizing same sex marriage. I wish only the muslims were douchebags. They're not.
This is the reason why the Islamic world has not produce any innovations to societies in a while!
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Yet another reason to start colonising Mars.
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