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Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on Mars
#11
RE: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on Mars
Mars hell is shit too...

I heard.
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#12
RE: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on Mars
(February 20, 2014 at 6:15 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote:
Quote:A Fatwa has been issued against living on Mars by clerics who say that trying to set up home there would be un-Islamic.
The fatwa – or ruling – was issued by the General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment (GAIAE) in the UAE after the Mars One organisation announced that it would try and establish a permanent human settlement on Mars.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-there.htm
If true, I am moving to mars, Islam can have this planet, its fucked anyway.
Then again, it is the daily mail.

It reminds me of the film total recall.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

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#13
RE: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on Mars
(February 20, 2014 at 6:15 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote:
Quote:A Fatwa has been issued against living on Mars by clerics who say that trying to set up home there would be un-Islamic.
The fatwa – or ruling – was issued by the General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment (GAIAE) in the UAE after the Mars One organisation announced that it would try and establish a permanent human settlement on Mars.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-there.htm
If true, I am moving to mars, Islam can have this planet, its fucked anyway.
Then again, it is the daily mail.

Living on Mars would play hell with a muslim's prayer times and rituals. For one thing he would always have trouble locating Mecca and seeing the crescent of the moon. Some religions simply aren't space friendly.
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#14
RE: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on Mars
I don't know....

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Mars


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Saudi Arabia


The fuckers might feel right at home.
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RE: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on Mars
(February 20, 2014 at 6:15 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote:
Quote:A Fatwa has been issued against living on Mars by clerics who say that trying to set up home there would be un-Islamic.
The fatwa – or ruling – was issued by the General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment (GAIAE) in the UAE after the Mars One organisation announced that it would try and establish a permanent human settlement on Mars.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...-there.htm
If true, I am moving to mars, Islam can have this planet, its fucked anyway.
Then again, it is the daily mail.

The stupidity of Muslim clerics knows no limits.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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#16
RE: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on Mars
(February 22, 2014 at 4:06 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: Ok.... they say that it is wrong for a muslim to go to mars because suicide is wrong, why does the same restriction not apply if you strap on an explosive vest and detonate it in a crowded place?

If you kill infidels when you commit suicide you're a martyr. So that's ok.
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.
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#17
RE: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on Mars
Quote:The stupidity of Muslim clerics knows no limits.

Gave you a little help there, mon ami.


http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/21/ca...-marriage/

Quote:Roman Catholic Bishop Thomas John Paprocki kept his promise on Wednesday and performed an “exorcism” on the state of Illinois after Gov. Pat Quinn (D) signed a bill legalizing same sex marriage.

I wish only the muslims were douchebags. They're not.
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#18
RE: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on Mars
This is the reason why the Islamic world has not produce any innovations to societies in a while!
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan
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#19
RE: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on Mars
Yet another reason to start colonising Mars.
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#20
RE: Muslim leaders issue a fatwa against anyone living on Mars
Muslims hate Kuato.
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