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Poll: What will be the most popular Christian spin this time?
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They'll reach for the No True Christan fallacy
33.33%
4 33.33%
They'll deliver a long-winded explanation that, under all its bible verses and obfuscations, will essentially verify what Minister Dickface said
25.00%
3 25.00%
Dodge the point as often as possible and ask how we have the right to say this is wrong since we don't have morals
41.67%
5 41.67%
Total 12 vote(s) 100%
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Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
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RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
(February 21, 2014 at 8:27 am)EgoRaptor Wrote: Looks more like they are doing jerk off motions!Angel

Not much difference between that and prayer, really.
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#12
RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
(February 21, 2014 at 5:46 am)pocaracas Wrote: CATholic...

You were asking for it!

A cat holic is someone who consumes too much pussy.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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#13
RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
(February 21, 2014 at 5:43 am)Esquilax Wrote: Nah, they're praying to some old cat god, not the catholic one. Tongue

Bastet...?

... Only one that comes to mind. Maybe Anhur.
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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#14
Ugandan Minister Ethics?
That's deplorable. He should have been immediately removed from his position and fallen under Biblical church discipline and even criminal investigation if warranted.

"1 It is reported commonly that there is fornication among you, and such fornication as is not so much as named among the Gentiles, that one should have his father's wife. 2 And ye are puffed up, and have not rather mourned, that he that hath done this deed might be taken away from among you. (1 Corinthians 5:1-2)"

This is worse than a man having a father's wife.

And for those wanting justice:

"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. 8 For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting."

"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

If it could be proven beyond doubt that God exists...
and that He is the one spoken of in the Bible...
would you repent of your sins and place your faith in Jesus Christ?



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RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
At the time of this post, the poll has an exact even split between all three results. The symmetry is... vaguely pleasing, somehow. Tongue
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RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
(February 24, 2014 at 1:14 am)orangebox21 Wrote: That's deplorable. He should have been immediately removed from his position and fallen under Biblical church discipline and even criminal investigation if warranted.

I know. This talk of raping girls is definitely not sound behavior for a Catholic priest.

So, that's one point for "No True Christian Fallacy".
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RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
(February 24, 2014 at 1:17 am)Esquilax Wrote: At the time of this post, the poll has an exact even split between all three results. The symmetry is... vaguely pleasing, somehow. Tongue

In defense of the faithful, I'd like to point out that there's more than one way to tap dance. Tongue
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#18
RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
The guy is destined to be a cardinal with that attitude.
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#19
RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
(February 21, 2014 at 5:01 am)pocaracas Wrote: "Of course it's natural! It's a man and a woman (of sorts...)! What do you mean by 'child'? She bleeds, she's ready!"
Ah... the good old times of being a hunter-gatherer...

If there's grass on the wicket, let play commence?
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RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
(February 24, 2014 at 1:48 am)Crossless1 Wrote: In defense of the faithful, I'd like to point out that there's more than one way to tap dance. Tongue

Sure, but I was talking about the literal symmetry of having a poll that's exactly equal. Bit of an OCD kick, but whatever. Tongue
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