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They'll reach for the No True Christan fallacy
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They'll deliver a long-winded explanation that, under all its bible verses and obfuscations, will essentially verify what Minister Dickface said
25.00%
3 25.00%
Dodge the point as often as possible and ask how we have the right to say this is wrong since we don't have morals
41.67%
5 41.67%
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Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
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Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
Let's hear it for Biblical Values!

Quote:I actually got a Ugandan Minister to say on camera- he’s the Minister for Ethics and Integrity, it’s the only such ministry in the world. I said to him… there’s so much more to worry about in your country than the odd gay person going to bed with the other gay person. For example, you have almost an epidemic of child rape in this country, which is just frightening.

And he said “Ah, but it is the right kind of child rape.”

I said “That was on camera. Do you know that was on camera?”

He said “Yes.”

I said “Can you just explain what you meant?”

“Well, it is men raping girls. Which is natural.”

As we all know, according to the Bible, he's not wrong.

One great thing about guys like this is that they always keep the apologists employed.
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RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
Well, Ryan, what you don't understand is that persecuting gays is so much easier than dealing with actual issues. So much easier, in fact, that it leads to a kind of tunnel vision, where this desperate dash to avoid doing anything real or responsible by persecuting a class of people based on something they can't control sometimes leads one to make deeply unsettling, awful statements like "child rape is cool so long as nobody crosses peepees" or "that hurricane that destroyed so many lives was god's rage at buttsex."

It's nonsensical, childish deflection that ends up making those who indulge in it addicted, and so they become entirely worse people, all in service to attaining more "accomplishments" in the fight against der gai agender.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
"Of course it's natural! It's a man and a woman (of sorts...)! What do you mean by 'child'? She bleeds, she's ready!"
Ah... the good old times of being a hunter-gatherer...
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RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
What's with all this talk of gays being "unnatural"? I mean, how in the fuck can anything that exists in nature be unnatural? It's an oxymoron from the get-go.
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RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
(February 21, 2014 at 5:20 am)Sejanus Wrote: What's with all this talk of gays being "unnatural"? I mean, how in the fuck can anything that exists in nature be unnatural? It's an oxymoron from the get-go.

Especially given how selectively this concept of "unnatural is bad!" is enforced: gays? Obviously bad, it's unnatural! The camera that the priest's interview was recorded on? It's fine, it's only unnatural!

I mean, fuck. Catholicism doesn't occur in nature, if we're gonna go that route.
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

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RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
Are you sure, esq?
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#7
RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
Nah, they're praying to some old cat god, not the catholic one. Tongue
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RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
(February 21, 2014 at 5:43 am)Esquilax Wrote: Nah, they're praying to some old cat god, not the catholic one. Tongue

CATholic...

You were asking for it!
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Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
(February 21, 2014 at 5:46 am)pocaracas Wrote: CATholic...

You were asking for it!

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RE: Ugandan Minister (and Catholic priest) says child rape is natural, if it's not gay
(February 21, 2014 at 5:39 am)pocaracas Wrote: Are you sure, esq?
Looks more like they are doing jerk off motions!Angel
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