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Scientists find oldest piece of Earth

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Scientists find oldest piece of Earth
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Scientists find oldest piece of Earth
February 24, 2014 at 11:43 am
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Scientists find oldest piece of Earth
February 24, 2014 at 12:23 pm
Cue some creatard shrieking about 6,000 years in 5...4...3...2....1..........
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RE: Scientists find oldest piece of Earth
February 24, 2014 at 12:28 pm
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RE: Scientists find oldest piece of Earth
February 24, 2014 at 12:29 pm
Pmsl!!

Well, it would be wouldn't it!
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Scientists find oldest piece of Earth
February 24, 2014 at 12:40 pm
So?

At the beginning of time God had a girlfriend and being a bit of a tight-arse he didn't buy her a real diamond.

No biggie (the Zircon that is).
Kuusi palaa, ja on viimeinen kerta kun annan vaimoni laittaa jouluvalot!
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RE: Scientists find oldest piece of Earth
February 24, 2014 at 1:15 pm
Yeah. But carbon dating isn't reliable, so...
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RE: Scientists find oldest piece of Earth
February 24, 2014 at 2:05 pm
God put it there to test us.
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RE: Scientists find oldest piece of Earth
February 24, 2014 at 2:13 pm
"Where you there!?"

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RE: Scientists find oldest piece of Earth
February 24, 2014 at 2:15 pm
(February 24, 2014 at 2:13 pm)ThePinsir Wrote: "Where you there!?"

ROFLOL

Yes. Yes, I was.

You can't prove I wasn't.
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RE: Scientists find oldest piece of Earth
February 24, 2014 at 2:29 pm
I can. I was there and I didn't see you.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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