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RE: What happens to your pets after you're raptured?
March 2, 2014 at 5:04 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 12:52 pm)TaraJo Wrote: This is a wonderful business plan.
When the Christians are all raptured, they're going to leave their pets behind. This should be a problem for them. After all, they care about Fido and Fluffy, right? But who's going to take care of them after the rapture hits? Clearly it's going to be sudden and they won't know about it, so they won't really have time to set everything up.
The answer is simple: after the rapture pet care service. Us atheists will take care of the pets for them, so they can enjoy the afterlife without having to worry about their poor pet not being taken care of. We don't have to worry about being raptured, do we?
http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/
I'm gonna sign up to be a pet care taker. I wonder if I'll get paid for this  Is this actually for real?!
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RE: What happens to your pets after you're raptured?
March 2, 2014 at 5:17 pm
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I had signed up for Eternal Earth-Bound Pets before the May 2011 Rapture/Apocalypse. I thought people would actually pay for it, and I was okay with taking their money. They (Eternal Earth-Bound Pets) wouldn't take any money, though, but they had over a million dollars in people signing up and agreeing to a certain amount of care before they were told that it was an experiment and that they weren't actually accepting money.
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RE: What happens to your pets after you're raptured?
March 3, 2014 at 1:03 am
Seriously, if you had to pay for this, my in-laws would make someone filthy fuckin' rich. I have honestly lost count of how many cats live at their place, along with three geriatric dogs.
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RE: What happens to your pets after you're raptured?
March 3, 2014 at 9:15 am
Whos gonna water all those chia-pets??
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RE: What happens to your pets after you're raptured?
March 3, 2014 at 9:19 am
What believer is going to trust one of you sneaky baby eaters with their pets?
I know they're gullible but come on, they know you're all in league with the devil.
A friendly robot on the other hand is much more reliable and I accept PayPal.
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RE: What happens to your pets after you're raptured?
March 3, 2014 at 9:22 am
(March 3, 2014 at 9:19 am)Marvin Wrote: What believer is going to trust one of you sneaky baby eaters with their pets?
I know they're gullible but come on, they know you're all in league with the devil.
A friendly robot on the other hand is much more reliable and I accept PayPal.
What are we gonna so with all these bibles?? No one down here with us are gonna read them...
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RE: What happens to your pets after you're raptured?
March 3, 2014 at 9:55 am
(March 3, 2014 at 9:22 am)truthBtold Wrote: What are we gonna so with all these bibles?? No one down here with us are gonna read them...
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RE: What happens to your pets after you're raptured?
March 3, 2014 at 5:43 pm
(March 2, 2014 at 1:36 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: I can take payments now to look after your pets when you're raptured. I'll still be here as a dirty heathen.
If you pay me now, it'll secure a place for Rover when you're whisked away to eternal bliss.
I only charge £500 per calendar month to keep the place open.
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RE: What happens to your pets after you're raptured?
March 3, 2014 at 5:46 pm
(March 3, 2014 at 5:43 pm)Lek Wrote: (March 2, 2014 at 1:36 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: I can take payments now to look after your pets when you're raptured. I'll still be here as a dirty heathen.
If you pay me now, it'll secure a place for Rover when you're whisked away to eternal bliss.
I only charge £500 per calendar month to keep the place open.
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RE: What happens to your pets after you're raptured?
March 3, 2014 at 6:04 pm
I don't think there are animals in heaven because it's a perfect place and if there were dogs, cats and birds there I would have their poop on my lawn and car - for eternity no less!
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