Christians IN Hell

[Cinjin]

I stumbled across these two videos while looking for something else on YouTube. They're just absolutely ... well, see for yourself.
Apparently, christians can't just condemn us, they are now also condemning their own. If it wasn't so pathetic it would be a funny sketch on SNL. None of them agree with the others. They all hate us and each other. They're god has different meanings for all of them, and they get so pissed off about the whole thing that they make these ridiculous fucking videos.




This one even rips off the movies Constantine and for some reason, Alien vs. Predator. Christards.






This dipshit actually claims to have gone to hell. At 3:08 and 4:00 he mentions that many christians, including preachers, evangelists and missionaries are in hell. He goes on to say there was a pastor who didn't believe in speaking in tongues, so he was tormented in hell-fire.

Basically, some douche bag christard is trying to tell other christians from a position of authority (because he's actually been to hell) that their beliefs aren't as good as his and that he knows their outcome. It goes on and on in this video.



Seriously christians. How can you possibly expect anyone with half a mind to sign up for this nearly defunct religion?? It's just asinine.

[Chad32]

Oh, different groups of christians have been fighting each other since its conception, most likely. This doesn't surprise me.

[Minimalist]

And while they are fighting we just stand on the sidelines cheering "hit that motherfucker AGAIN."

[MitchBenn]

Dude, in what is still legally if not quite geographically MY COUNTRY, people very recently spent 30 years SHOOTING AND BLOWING EACH OTHER UP for being the wrong kind of Christian...

[Rahul]

I always heard that Church of Christ denominations think everyone is going to hell but them. Not sure if that's true or not. That's what the Baptists thought where I grew up.

[Cinjin]

I always heard that Church of Christ denominations think everyone is going to hell but them. Not sure if that's true or not. That's what the Baptists thought where I grew up.

I grew up fundamentalist (emphasis on mental) baptist myself. My parents likely feel the same way this guy does ... well... minus all the stuff they don't consider important. <massive eyeroll>

However, I've got a couple inlaws that don't believe in hell at all. They cherry pick the Bible, just like Drich, GC, Disciplcus and all the other brothers-in-christ. Their version just happens to exclude the eternal fiery punishment portion. Meanwhile, all the other christians are mistaken and/or corrupt, but they still expect us to accept their bull shit explanations for everything. It's so exasperating.

[DarkHorse]

When I was still a christian, I bought this book (all the money I lost as a christian, what a shame):
http://books.google.co.za/books/about/A_...edir_esc=y

This woman is so special, she got to see hell and heaven, and the spirit world. See all her books, lol.

It seems EVERYONE is going to be burning in hell. Guess we should enjoy our lives now while we still have a chance at some happiness.

[Tonus]

I think that lots of the smaller Christian cults believe that they are the only path to salvation. JWs do not believe in eternal torment, but they believe that only JWs will be saved when god decides to wipe out "the wicked."

[Bob Kelso]

41,000 denominations, some of them are bound to be wrong. [/sarcasm]

[Mister Agenda]

Raised United Pentecostal during the summer (Dad had custody then). They pretty much believe everyone but them is going to hell. Assembly of God on my mother's side. They pretty much believe everyone but them is going to hell, too.

The main difference between them is whether to full immersion baptize in the name of Jesus or in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.