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I found Jesus!

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I found Jesus!
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I found Jesus!
March 7, 2014 at 10:01 pm
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He's real!
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RE: I found Jesus!
March 7, 2014 at 10:05 pm (This post was last modified: March 7, 2014 at 10:12 pm by Cinjin.)
Damnit. I saw the same picture and thought I had found Zach Galifianakis.

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RE: I found Jesus!
March 7, 2014 at 10:29 pm (This post was last modified: March 7, 2014 at 10:30 pm by Rahul.)
His face is too wide compared to the sphincter. So is Jerry Garcia's. Yeah, I saw your original post too. Tongue

Gotta be Jesus.
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RE: I found Jesus!
March 7, 2014 at 10:33 pm
(March 7, 2014 at 10:29 pm)Rahul Wrote: His face is too wide compared to the sphincter. So is Jerry Garcia's. Yeah, I saw your original post too. Tongue

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RE: I found Jesus!
March 7, 2014 at 10:33 pm
I always knew god was an asshole.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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I found Jesus!

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